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Testicular Darwinism

An action that endangers ones southern regions. Usually done on purpose.
Jack: hey john shoot me in the balls with that airsoft gun.
John: dude no way! That’s testicular Darwinism!
by UwU__Slayer July 17, 2021
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Darwin dingleberries

Usually between two humans (men or those w hair rump holes) where they clean each other like primates and vacuum the debris in one’s rump hole
Had a Darwin dingleberries sesh w a good homie who could t get the debris off there backside
by Grizzle Mac mommy’s September 26, 2023
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Charles Darwin

The best scientist (biology being his specialty) ever to exist. He's been dead for approximately a century and a half but manages to upset extremist, ignorant religious fanatics on a daily basis. Aside from Watson and Crick's DNA discovery and the TV serial Breaking Bad, there's never been talent of this magnitude.

On a tragic note, the current occupant in the Oval Office is proving every day that perhaps Darwin's findings were wrong. It's therefore not surprising the aforementioned religious fanatics by and large endorse said occupant.
Charles Darwin revolutionized biology. This makes him well admired but also reviled by people with deep religious feelings.
by ParalegalHottie October 19, 2017
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Darwin

A tall guy that spits in your face. Was said that the government created covid just to put a mask on his face.
shut up, Darwin!
by 张三,李四,经武 February 11, 2025
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Darwin's Balls

Used by atheists.

A panacea for those who want an alternative to Jesus! Oh My God! and other such repugnant theistic ballbaggery.
What in the name of Darwin's balls are you doing man?
By Darwin's balls, your breasts are most splendid.
by Wolfgibbon April 24, 2017
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Darwin

amazing person; chief yassifier; good at drawing; smart; nice to everyone; role model; Mr. Win; W man
"Did you see the game last night?"

- "No, I was too busy watching Darwin yassify Killua from HxH. It was a really great experience, you shoulda been there."
by Boutine January 9, 2022
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darwin fucker

Crude term for atheists, or people who defend the theory of Evolution
Dis damn Darwin fucker wants us to stop believin' in creationism.
by thedudefromthetown August 19, 2015
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