Darwin Award

An award for dumb ways to die in real life.

She won a Darwin Award for sticking a fork in a toaster.

by anonymous February 12, 2023

darwin

When an establishment closes due to management and staff not agreeing on a contract.

Hey, did you hear about that coffee shop down the block? It was darwin'd. Just couldn't come to an agreement, so they had to shut down.

by Chaitan February 22, 2023

financial darwinism

The power of money, or its lack, to determine who gets to reproduce. Whereas in the past this was decided perhaps by physical toughness, ingenuity and resourcefulness in surviving, modern society has coldbloodedly decided who gets to reproduce by separating us by those who can afford to and those who cannot. A possible synonym would be late stage capitalism. One solution is throwing oneself on the mercy of the government, risking social disrespect in the process.

Guy: Hey friend, why no kids?
Friend: Couldn't afford it. It's not mine or God's fault. It was financial darwinism.

by old observer November 20, 2023

Darwin

He may be a walking troll but hes the most amazing entertaining friend to play games with and talk to.

Person1:Hey yk Darwin right?
Person2: Yea that dude whos always trolling people.

by itsalyssa_j November 21, 2023

Darwin

A boy who’s most likely very tall, probably good at coding, kind of a narcissist, and very funny.
Many Darwin’s have anger issues they refuse to acknowledge and end up taking it out on others.

Best type of guy to occasionally talk to in class, probably nothing more.

“Hey look its Darwin!”

by maddiexoxoxoxoxooxox December 10, 2023

Darwin

Darwin is potty word.

Cohen: He looks like Darwin

Ben: What the freak dude you can’t say that it’s a potty word you get in troubles

Cohen: What

by Doin Ur Mommm December 29, 2022

Darwin

macOS is jealous

macOS really has a huge crush on Darwin, many times it's been inside its yk what

by purple lemon May 10, 2023