Damon Klaus and Kai

most fuckable iconic triple threat

kai is soft but a fucking maniac
klaus is a MOTHA FUCKING MONSTAAA
damon has mommy issues and is a sexy pancake maker

elena: did you hear that damon klaus and kai are in town!?

stefan: yeah bitch i fucked them all before you 🙄 yes i am a glitzy gobbler

by thomasheadonsucksaubbysglizzy August 3, 2020

Damon

a really cool guy whos "good at basketball" needs to curse one time and also is a really sexy gay cucumber

he has laid over 300 big burly men.

Damon is a liar and a cucumber and very gay

by triatomic ranger October 7, 2022

Damon

Damon is so hot and sexy. He's tall, dark, and handsome. He knows how to treat a woman and knows exactly what she wants and how she wants it. He's a polite and friendly guy when making impressions but is a sporadic and loud (in a good way) person once you've gotten him comfortable. He clicks well with everyone and is a keeper to a world of secrets. You could tell him your deepest darkest trauma and he'll respond anyway you want; He could give you unbridled support or firm grounding advice. He gives the best hugs, kisses and can pleasure a woman like no other. Some would even say he has fingers that could make a woman fall in love with him instantly. If you ever find yourself falling for a Damon you are in for a ride with a guy who will put prioritize you and treat you as if you are the queen of the world, he will always have music for any occasion you have with him and will make sure you are doing as good as you can be. Romantic or platonic don't lose a Damon because They hold grudges over the smallest things so if you end on a bad note he has potential to never contact you again or completely destroy yourself worth with how much better he will make himself appear after leaving out of your life.

Bianca: God Damon is so cute I really want to ask him out.
Your mom: You should! He has a special kind of Midas touch you wont get anywhere else.

by JimsShrimpShack November 4, 2021

You're Matt Damon

You're the man (sometimes used sarcastically)

Johnny: "Remember when I predicted this would happen? Looks like I was right.
Jenny: "You're Matt Damon"

by P_Low September 13, 2023

Damon

Damon is a kind compassionate guy. He falls in love eazly. But now he is suck of one girl. You will never meet a guy as he. He hates himself and generally is depressing

Damon: hay how are you
Person: good

by Teitoku November 30, 2019

Damon Driver

God dam this nig is so Down syndrome that it makes a autistic person look normal he’s such a waste of sperm and sound like when he was born his voice box got involved with a boxing Mach and the Ukrainian war

Random person: hey willem
Guy 1: your a Damon driver

by Janeohenepshshe July 31, 2022

damon hayes

GOD ON EARTH

Look at that pure, hilarious legend. I think its 'Damon Hayes'.

by Speed617266/2!.!£.! December 19, 2013