shot day

A day so shitty that it requires a shot, or multiple shots.

Today is a shot day. Let's go grab a drink!

by Emperor of the Future March 16, 2018

Day one

Been there since the beginning; through the bad times

That's my day one homie.

by Badboyx May 21, 2015

Mexicanaco Day

A lunch time holiday celebrating salsa and Paul Newman.

Mexicanaco Day is always celebrated with Tostitos, Paul Newmans Own Black Bean Salsa, a bowl, and friends.

It started when a bunch of high school friends who all decided that tomorrow they wanted Salsa. Eventually the tradition grew into a fiesta celebrating salsa at lunch time.

Cool Guy: Do you know what next Friday is?

Not So Cool Guy, but has potential: No, what?

Cool: Its none other than Mexicanaco Day.

by Baron S. June 30, 2009

valentine's day

The reason so many people are born in November.

I was born in November because my parents celebrated valentine's day.

by youdontsmellbad September 3, 2004

Cartman Day

A 24-hour period in which you indulge yourself in complete gluttony, narcissism and sloth, in the manner of Eric Cartman on Comedy Central's South Park.

Guy1: Did you just pound down that entire box of Krispy Kremes?

Dude: Yep, I'm having a Cartman Day. A nap, then a tub of Ben and Jerrys is next, right after I get you to RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!

Guy2: But... you're already a fatass.

Dude: Screw you guys -- I'm going home!

by CA Central August 4, 2010

no bones day

A day where you have no bones, so you can't get out of bed.

Today is a no bones day, I'm just going to flop in bed and watch Netflix

by cooldudebro69 October 16, 2021

Ouzenhainger Day

The holiday that is everyday of every year of every year. It is also on every holiday.

Bill: Guess what day is it today?
Joe: I don’t know, what?
Bill: Happy Ouzenhainger Day!

by Oh Word Nona Nona Narva May 25, 2018