cum

what I caught my brother doing inside my cat

*sounds of thrusting, grunting, and aggressive meowing*
"hey br- OH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"
*cums*
"AGAIN?"

by bee.nigga May 24, 2020

cum

what i put in ur mum last night !!🌟🌟

ur mum loves to drink my cum

by shutupwimp May 18, 2021

cum

1. sperm
2. the act of cuming

that chick is a cumwhore

by lazyassloser January 31, 2007

cum

A word that can replace the commonly used word "come" but only in text not verbal usage

1.Hey dude can i cum inside your house. 2.cum on man cum on, really thats it...... i thought your were good at Call Of Duty.3.cum in mouth please i think i have a cavity.4.AT LAST finally i can cum I'm soooo excited!!!5.heyy dude when u cum watch out you dont want to hit those people on the other side of the road.

by cum jokster 2010 June 28, 2010

cum

a substance that tastes like stewed penguins and comes out of a guys dick. Don't eat it. It a) tastes like stewed penguins and b) it's like eating shit. STICK WITH THE BLOW JOB ONLY!!!!

she only eats the cum of dead men. we love you nicki baby

by giudizio January 31, 2007

cum

see also Giz, Gizz, baby batter, chowder, chowdah

#1 yeah, I'd throw one in her.
#2 uh-huh, I'd fill that with Chowder.

by kevin barnard January 31, 2007

cum

the white stuff

stu likes to drink it on a friday night when hes out with the

by Glen January 31, 2007