Cripes all massey

An exclamation for something that is extremely painful or a terrible situation.

Aaron: cripes all massey that hurt when i got ball tapped!

by Slawcat February 6, 2018

Crypciprocation

Responding to someone's cryptic speech, messages or behavior in a similarly (and often more) cryptic nature, as to out-cryptisize them. In doing so, teaching said person a first-hand lesson on the annoyance of unclear, enigmatic or oblique communication.

Judy's vague and mysterious voicemail is just a crypciprocation of my vague and mysterious text. Judy is such a clever bitch, I wish I were more like Judy.

Pop Culture: "Crypciprocation is a dish best served cold."

by PayneTrayne69 May 27, 2018

crepeface

when you get road killed by a steamroller (head first) but they stop shortly after crushing your entire head

heard the news? another two crepefaces, how sad

by nibberswagman123 June 2, 2018

Crapeater

A person with horrible taste.

Alice: what is favorite movie, Bob?
Bob: 50 shades of grey.
Alice: You are such a crapeater, don't talk to me anymore.

by Noolevoy June 10, 2018

Cryp Akshay

The coolest gang/religion in school, created by a mad cunt. Dedicated to our lord and saviour, king of kings, Akshay.

"hey my ni**a u in Cryp Akshay?"

by 3circle March 1, 2019

Crope

Crope is another word for gay whore. He is the man of Pussy Café

Christy: " You're a Crope .smh"

by lordofvorestalker123456 December 4, 2019

cryeye

British insult for someone (although typically male) being mopey and emotional at a public gathering.

Yeah mate, I get your girlfriend just dumped you, but stop being a fucking cryeye about it.

by 6060842 April 8, 2020