The toilet paper crumbs that seem to attach themselves to your pubic hairs after wiping. They live in there and fall out at a later date, i.e. shower, next bathroom break.
I heard this chick in the girls' bathroom bitchin' about her crotch crumbs...she needs to clean that shit up down there !
by LiveBy11 July 8, 2009
Get the Crotch Crumbsmug. A scary snake that lives under the cushions of your couch, that scavenges for crumbs left by snackers. Used to scare children from leaving a mess of crumbs on the couch.
by Crummy March 9, 2004
Get the crumb snakemug. Small pieces of shit left on your ass when wet farting, squirting power poops, or wiping like a retard.
by Vironex July 22, 2006
Get the bum crumbsmug. A sexual position in which the male penetrates the female's anal cavity until almost reaching sexual climax, he then redraws his falace and ejaculates semen onto the female's bare back. Once the ejaculation has taken place, the male throws a loose material consisting of grains of rock or coral (aka sand) onto the freshly prepared semen.
by TBT2NV April 29, 2010
Get the crumbed chickenmug. by collin miller October 8, 2003
Get the bread crumbmug. a person who can't do shit on his own so he steals whats left over such as: old girlfriends, pick-up lines, raps, copies your artwork etc.
by It'sMeBiatch December 22, 2010
Get the crumb snatchermug. little crumbs of a hard food such as crackers that have fallen in your bed that cause extreme discomfort when sleeping.
by tonskie July 12, 2014
Get the bed crumbsmug.