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watermelon cruiser

Typically linked to a bloke who dogs the boys at any chance. He is usually extremely feminine and gets offended when you call it out. Don't be this guy.
fuck me he's on the watermelon cruisers again
by Chestosterone October 30, 2019
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doodoo cruiser

A car that is a piece of shit.
Here comes Fred Sanford in his doodoo cruiser...
by GeneralDD214 November 1, 2011
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cruiser loser

Anything that a lame person does , says, or has that applies to cars
person 1: “I’m gonna do a donut in this parking lot

person 2: “no don’t! that’s dangerous
person 1: “you’re such a cruiser loser!”

or

“you have a ford fiesta? man you’re a cruiser loser”
by cruiserloser June 11, 2023
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Toyota Land Cruiser

A literal tank shaped like an SUV, and it's big brother of the legendary 4Runner!
They were released in the early 1950s as military based Jeep-like vehicles as the building structure on it still is to this day. Unfortunately Toyota stopped all sales on their new ones in North America in 2021 due to not having as much popularity as the Sequoias and 4Runners have. So because of that, the value is as high as Hunter Biden chilling in his bathtub at his Malibu home, and everyone wants one so fucking bad that we're at the point where it's extremely hard to find! If you're lucky, you could find one for maybe at least $20k with at least 200,000 miles on it and still be running like it only has 20k on it. But other than that, you're better off buying a Sequoia with the same engine and transmission as the Land Cruiser does. Or maybe the fancy version which is the Lexus LX which are still hard to find as well. The Land Cruisers are reliable as fuck! They will be driven under lakes, flooded by hurricane Ian, and/or get drenched by lava....... AND STILL RUN LIKE IT'S BRAND FUCKING NEW!!!!!! No wonder people like me are crazy about these vehicles!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, it can go nascar racing in an EF-5 tornado!

The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, if a street light pole falls on the vehicle, the pole will bend by the top of that mutherfucker and still have no dings whatsoever!

The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, it can scare away any unusual fish by driving like a maniac underneath the Mariana trench, while hitting rocks and underwater mountains and still running like brand fucking new!

THAT'S HOW DEPENDABLE THE LAND CRUISER IS!!!!
by Shb99 February 6, 2023
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cruiser boner

A shellback’s thick genital penetrator at its peak size, while traveling in a marked patrol cruiser.
Ooo ouch my cruiser boner is caught up in the accelerator.
by Greg the shellback November 14, 2023
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Cruisers Almanac

A Unique Travel site which deals in Travel, Planning, Cultural tips and Experience. Destination and Travel Safety Information. Designed to inspire your travel by stimulating curiosity and answering your questions.
Cruisers Almanac is the most informative Travel Site on the internet.
by Cruisers Almanac December 12, 2018
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