critter glitter

the residual hair left on a spent penis from a homosexual plushy encounter

even a moist towelette would not remove the critter glitter on my penis from that plushy costume.

by PicklezMcNasty July 1, 2014

frisky critter

a person who is of playful intelligence, yet always manages to take matters too far. usually a person wearing a cap of some sort, and always wears the same hoodie to class every day.

"Aaron, back you frisky critter!"

by Good Meme Time December 13, 2017

Critter

Games so shit, they are good

You: I need a game to play!
Them: I have a critter game you can play! It's called "Jones on Fire"
You: Sweet Thanks!

by OMEGALULL June 7, 2018

smiling critters

A group of critters, there are four in total. Names are. Dogday, Picky Piggy, catnap, Craftycorn, bubba bubbaphant, Bobby bearhug, Kickin Chicken. You can now play it on steam (Poppy Playtime Chapter 3)

S-M-I-L-E everyday! Smiling critters!

by ^^CooKieZ!^^ March 29, 2024

Cooter critter

Little bugs that crawl in your gooch/cooch

Cooter critter: Sleep with pants on; we don't want any critters in our cooters

by Googoogagagaga March 28, 2017

Critter Crunching

Raping in the anal region. Sometimes by a group of people.
In the popular game critter crunch, after you defeat another player, a crowd of small animals attack and appear to gang rape the helpess avatar. after the dust clears the avatar is seen twitching on the ground and is covered in dust and what appears to be semen.

He was subjected to critter crunching on his first day in prison

by Pedroelmo October 8, 2010

Crispy Critter

A person who does not shower regularly and their hair has gotten crispy.

That crispy critter smells like piss and B.O.

by Poopbuttshitpants October 15, 2022