Night Critter

1. Mysterious creatures of the night, commonly attack humans with any chance they get
Coach: "What kind of food do you like to eat?"
Ms. Brenda "I enjoy well-seasoned night critters"
by Ms. Brenda Definitions January 31, 2018
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Critter

n. critter /ˈhrɪtər/ krih-tər
a person in their late teens or early twenties, usually male, who consistently exhibits at least three of the following characteristics, which cannot be contributed solely to their mental or physical health
i. a habit of ignoring the social cues of others to favor their own agenda
ii. poor hygiene, particularly greasy hair and body odor, that cannot be contributed to economic or health issues
iii. a habit of invading other's space and privacy

iv. an inability to take no for an answer
v. a tendency to lecture an expert on a subject on said subject
vi. a habit of over-complimenting and/or asking invasive personal questions
vii. a habit of being condescending or patronizing towards peers
viii. a belief in the entitlement to a reward for basic human decency
That critter keeps getting in my face and explaining how I should have done my presentation, and I might faint from his breath.
by matoakabeach November 4, 2021
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critter

N. Any small computer periphery other than a mouse; frequently connected via a USB port.
He has so many critters attached to his computer I can't find the damned mouse!
by Pheaseant October 31, 2011
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Crowder critter

Stupid/ghetto people that go to crowder Mississippi to get wasted/high or anything like that
by Notacrowdercritter January 7, 2024
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Attic Critter

Someone or someone's, at your apartment,who gets in the attic above your unit and harasses you.. They can see everything you do and screams all God damn night to the early morning, to all the other people in the building... But when you go downstairs to fight them... They don't man-up!
Hey, who's that guy screaming through the walls.. Oh , that's just the attic Critter!
by B9ine November 1, 2022
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Smiling Critters

Dumb plush toys from the game Poppy Playtime, their alright ig
Person 1: Yo did you play the new Chapter 3 of Poppy Playtime?

Person 2: Yeah it was alright, I liked the Smiling Critters though

Person 1: The what?

Person 2: Smiling Critters

Person 1: Who tf are they?

Person 2: Oh just some dumb plush toys in the game ig,

Person 1: Oh okay lmao
by UrLocalLesbian February 13, 2024
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Cruelity critters

When someone say and does cruel things. Judges others because there not intelligent. Cruel intentions to make a person feel like they belong with the giants. HUMAN LIFESare not there concern. Using intelligence to make a person never feel good enought until they feel exactly what they think about someone. Not letting go to someone they think is retarded and stupied. Doesn't care how a person views there own self. Making sure you feel the same way they do . Insecurityhoarders. Making sure others see you the same way. Like a bully at a school. Make the world more heartless.
That cruelity critters told the classmate your parents must have been restarted
by Truthnut June 14, 2020
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