cranker

Someone who is a complete crazy wanker!

This word originated from freshie dyslexic indian people whos grasp of english was weak enough for them to come up with such filandery as "crazy wanker".

It then took white people (people with names such as Thomas and Edward Zachary) who spend most of their time listening to Soulja boy to make a catchy word (ie take all credit)

as a generic indian name I'll use "Sachin Sharma"

Ed/Tom: Oi! Chocolate bear, you have a complete moose knuckle!
Sachin: You Crankers!

by Leeds Geography December 9, 2008

chander

a little cunt.

guy 1: did chelsea just pussy slap you?
guy 2: yeah shes such a chander.

by spewkyboi October 25, 2018

Cranberry Milkshake

the act of eating/drinking the mixture of your cum and period blood from a woman's vagina while trying to eat her out

"Dude last night was fucking sick my girlfriend made me drink her cranberry milkshake!"

"Oh my God thats fucking disgusting! Did you like it? Hahaha!"

by ohmygodimgod April 30, 2010

Cranker

1) A woman that has birthed two or more children that are less than 12 months apart.

2) A woman that marries a guy and conceives relatively, imediately - generally on the honeymoon.

My bud, you married a cranker.

by His Bud April 16, 2006

cranberry juice

Blood. Called cranberry juice because it's the the red liquid you get at a cocktail party if it goes on too long.

When I visited your mom, I got so into our cocktail party that I lost track of time and stayed until she started giving me cranberry juice.

by Private Long September 23, 2006

cranberry

a complete and utter idiot

"hey why you gotta be a cranberry"

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

clander

Ignores the boys to play games such as clash of clans and ps4

Man Zanders being fucking clander today

by Baloney Stoney October 9, 2020