squat cobbler

A squat cobbler is someone who squats over pies (like apple and rhubarb), and rubs their buttocks over the oven warmed dessert for sexual arousal.
Some specialists opt to cry and sob whilst performing this act.

I would like to partake in Squat Cobbling to get myself off tonight.
Or
Look over there, that man's squat cobbling.

He is a Squat Cobbler.

by Jimmy MacGill June 22, 2016

perfect couple

Two people made to be together forever.

Cory and Sami are a perfect couple. :)

by Oooooooooooooooooo December 23, 2008

couple's retreat

When go somewhere and everyone at the location is a couple. There are no single people. Not a good time unless you are one of the couples. Usually an awkward situation for anyone who is single.

The party was off the hook for a while then everyone left and it turned into couple's retreat. Let's go to another party to find some chicks.

by Pedro4 September 15, 2010

tumblr couple

a cute and quirky couple that looks like they pose for artsy pictures on tumblr. may have linked tumblr sites.

kim and devon are always each others' top tumblr crushes. and they date in real life too. they are such a tumblr couple.

by bitchpleaz July 29, 2013

coupley

adj. The act of acting as a couple, even when the two people in question aren't actually a couple yet.

Ex 1: Nate and Madie are acting so coupley!

Ex 2: He asked about her day? That is so coupley!

by stupidcupid<3 July 9, 2010

cobblestone

a Northern Virginia neighborhood often refered to as "the jungle"

"Oh shit man...ain't this cobblestone?"
"Ahh, so you know about this place huh?"
"yea man I heard you dont come in here with anything less than a platoon."

by the blue moon January 15, 2008

oswald cobblepot

the name of the character 'the penguin'in tim burton's 1992 batman film, BATMAN RETURNS

THE PENGUIN: a penguin is a bird that cannot fly! I am a man! I have a name! Oswald Cobblepot!

by XrumorX April 21, 2009