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Cornhole

Action derived from the recreational game of the same name where individuals attempt to out wit each other with subsequent puns or corny jokes.
Me: This girl I met on Tinder and I got into an intense match of cornhole while texting earlier.

Friend: The game would have ended sooner had you all not been texting at the same time...
by HPwins10pts4Gryffindor June 12, 2018
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blew a cornhole

1) caused by a lack of understanding of Chemistry
2) a state of extreme anger to the extent where words can not convey one's emotions
During their long winded debate over whether hydrogen is a chemical element, the muffin man blew a cornhole.

While working on his chemistry homework, Vladimir became so angry that he blew a cornhole.
by Clicker # 6 May 7, 2011
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Canadian Cornhole

The legend has it that Canadian women actually prefer to have their ass bred (referring to the act of anal sexual intercourse), keep in mind this is all relatively new scientific research but the results are quite groundbreaking
“Man you know she wants that Canadian Cornhole done”
by Big Sawse October 22, 2020
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Cornhole

Originating in mid-continent USA. Term for evening lady or lonely wife in sod buster homestead that supplements income with sex for sale. The vagina is the “money hole” for carpetbaggers, speculators, railroad men, and merchants. For drifters, drovers, farmers, outlaws, and miners the anus is the “cornhole”, a discounted hole. Perhaps he could barter something in trade, a small sack of sugar, or a bushel potatoes for a one off.
Ingrid said she was in her monthly way and instead offered her cornhole to the wastrel.
by Cruziana January 12, 2024
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Cornhole Bandit

Also known as a Butt Pirate, this type of bandit has un natural affections for another mans cornholio. They put their stick in cornholio and get poop on it. They perform ass widening and shit licking.
Look at that cornhole bandit, he robbed a Limpy Wristed Fag.
by Mr. Homophobia June 6, 2023
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Cornholing

When one person gapes their asshole as far as they can. They then put their ass as far into the air as they can. Then two separate people take turns taking shits into the gaped asshole, whoever makes the most shit in wins
Me and some homies were cornholing the other day. I got three turds in, winning the game.
by bukkakedyourmom June 6, 2025
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Campit Cornhole

When two men are engaging in anal intercourse and a piece of corn becomes lodged in the pee hole. The top then pulls out to ejaculate and the force of the ejaculate shoots the piece of corn out and the bottom attempts to catch the corn and any drippins in his mouth.
Who doesn't love a friendly game of Campit Cornhole?
by Dick Ramsbottom September 2, 2016
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