combat shopping

shopping strategy that takes place when successfully participating in black Friday.

we are going to have to do some massive combat shopping if we want to get all the good deals.

by queenjane November 13, 2009

Combat Rim

n. v., pron: 'k'öm-bätt rïmm'
(1) the unbearable non-stop itch sensation in and around the anus, resulting from prolonged exposure to the harsh climates/conditions, non-permissive, high stress and unhygienic environments encountered in combat. One obtains the condition by neglecting to thoroughly clean themselves after a dump rushed to completion due to surprise contact taken from the enemy;
(2) a violent never-ending itching sensation obtained via use of government issued sub-standard, under-moistened/dry wipes and/or cleaning materials over an extended period; (3) an impossible-to-resist urge to aggressively dig in one's ass as a result of under-cleaning the post-dump anus and surrounding crack. Combined with stress-induced, irritated hemorrhoids, this can be a most unpleasant, insanity-inducing experience.

-Corporal 1: "Hurry your simple ass up!"

-Corporal 2: "FUCK OFF! I'm droppin' a deuce! I'll be done in a minute!!"

*clack!---clack-clack-clack!--pop!pop!-*

-Staff Sergeant: "CONTACT RIGHT! CONTACT RIGHT!!!"

-Corporal 2: "AW FUCK!! I'M GONNA GET SUCH BAD COMBAT RIM!"*pulls up pants/returns fire*

by BlackhawkDown August 20, 2013

combat jellyfish

Commonly found in a male shower in the combat zone. See sperm.

I always wear sandals when I use the shower to avoid stepping on a combat jellyfish.

by Montag14 September 15, 2013

Corgat

Corgat, These are a group of legends that were firstly originated in the woods of the seychelles, and since then they have all been great, powerful, super sexy, and amazing to be around, they ahve the best sense of humour, and are 100% the best bet to even know, if you know a corgat you are a lucky person, and you are amung the few if you get to spend time with them alot. Corgats are legends. They come from ancestors of gods of war, and gods of legends these gods are also included with Morgan freeman, Denzel washington and many other legends in the community including the dead like 2Pac shakur and Biggie Smalls, Legends like these dont come around too often so take them while you can. But Corgats are a rare breed of legends there are not many left so if you can find one, and keep them close.

Person: OMFG Is that a corgat?!
other guy: YES OMG OMG QUICK!

Corgat: wagwan fam.

by NOT A CORGAT. October 26, 2013

Combat Farms

Any FPS multiplayer game where multiple people play in a locked room for the sole purpose of gaining exp and top rank in the weekly rankings.

I wanted to gain exp so I did a combat farms on Short Fuse search and destroywith !Kiwano, ToS-Momme, Acylic, Babiest, Astrel, and !Dhami

by JaidenIsHIVNegative May 17, 2017

cobratastic

Cobratastic- Definition:(Adj)-

Co-bra·tas·tic

co-braˈtastik

adjective

1. informal- super-extraordinarily good or amazingly attractive. "39th FTS did a cobratastic job" synonyms: marvelous, wonderful, sensational, outstanding, superb, super, excellent, first-rate, first-class, dazzling, out of this world, breathtaking

2. imaginative or fanciful; remote from reality. "novels are capable of mixing cobratastic and realistic elements" synonyms: fanciful, extravagant, extraordinary, irrational, wild, absurd, far-fetched, nonsensical, incredible, unbelievable, unthinkable, implausible, improbable, unlikely, doubtful, dubious

Dude was such a cobratastic pilot that we had to hire him.

by 39th FTS - Cobra 1 June 3, 2017

Combat Shotty

The combat shotgun in fortnite. Most players who use this word are british.

salty person: "oh he's using the combat shotty, it takes no skill!"

by Totally not jooroomy October 19, 2019