Rick: Did you fuck Jane last night?
Pay: Yeah Bro.
Rick: Confused Condom?
Pat: No, right down the toilet.
Rick: Werd.
Dan: Dude I put the condom in Ms. Greco's front lawn under a leaf.
Ben: Good shit, you deff. almost went through a confused condom.
Pay: Yeah Bro.
Rick: Confused Condom?
Pat: No, right down the toilet.
Rick: Werd.
Dan: Dude I put the condom in Ms. Greco's front lawn under a leaf.
Ben: Good shit, you deff. almost went through a confused condom.
by Naseknows December 14, 2009
The single greatest movie ever made. It feature amazing music and in depth characters that anyone can relate with. If you don't like this movie you officially have no tastes in anything. The name comes from an equally amazing Led Zeppelin song title.
Every night I'll watch this movie. I play it as I sleep. When my friends and I get stoned we watch Dazed and confused.
by Being sober is for the weak. February 24, 2007
an amazingsong by led zeppelin that is even better than stairway to heaven (which is nearly impossible). has a really cool bass line and one of the most kick-ass guitar solos i've ever heard.
by ella October 26, 2004
Perfect Confusion are a band from Stoke-on-Trent, England.
They are Questioned Why are they not signed yet, due to there outstanding talent.
Band Members:
Dan Eyden - Vocals/Guitar
James Dunning - Lead Guitar
Carl Davis - Bass/Vocals
Alex Race - Drums
They are Questioned Why are they not signed yet, due to there outstanding talent.
Band Members:
Dan Eyden - Vocals/Guitar
James Dunning - Lead Guitar
Carl Davis - Bass/Vocals
Alex Race - Drums
by Sarah_B August 06, 2007
The confused face is
the face,that is sometime retarded looking, when you don't understand, or don't want to understand something.
the face,that is sometime retarded looking, when you don't understand, or don't want to understand something.
1: that movie was so confusing.
2: i know at the end of the movie i had confused face.
1:What the hell is that?
2:i don't know i had confused face and i don't want to know!
2: i know at the end of the movie i had confused face.
1:What the hell is that?
2:i don't know i had confused face and i don't want to know!
by love em November 26, 2012
Originally the name of the board game D.W. wanted to play with her older brother on the hit TV show "Arthur", is now used as a euphemism for any sexual act except intercourse, particularly oral sex preformed on a woman.
"There's this girl in my chemistry class who has some great boobies. I don't know if I'd have sex with her, but I hope we get drunk tonight and go back to her place and play a little Confuse the Goose."
by gimpy2552 April 04, 2008
This is the condition which is all too common these days, often it involves a white kid, mostly the guys. Anyways the person inflicted with this mental defect tries to imitate a race that is not there own. Often the kid gets into the thug style of rap thinking its cool just because its modern. The kid then dresses like a thug, and acts like a thug, and even screws up his car by making it thugish. It is a terrible mental condition that is degenerating the country. It is not limited to imitation of the Black communities worst kind of people, nor is it limited to white people. Don't be retarded be proud of your race whether your white or black but act like something you ain't cause that is fake like most popstars' boobs. Racial confusion is also similar to gender confusion, boys shouldnt you their falsetto in a speaking voice and make their voice high pitched and airy.
Racial confusion occurs when....
White kids acting like black thugs or mexican thugs. Acting like any thug is retarded.
White kids acting like japanese ninjas or whatever, damn you pokemon and naruto.
Native Americans acting like japanese ninjas, or black or mexican thugs.
Heck it might even be wrong for them to act like white people, just be people.
White kids acting like black thugs or mexican thugs. Acting like any thug is retarded.
White kids acting like japanese ninjas or whatever, damn you pokemon and naruto.
Native Americans acting like japanese ninjas, or black or mexican thugs.
Heck it might even be wrong for them to act like white people, just be people.
by Shockwave the logical one July 30, 2010