concrete breaker

my mate Mickey's vibrator. Capable of disrupting tv reception for 100 feet. May come in hand if your house is accidentally buried in concrete and you need to go to the corner shop for a slab of miller.

Mickey "Fancy a bit tonight darlin"
Female "Maybe"
Mickey "Good cos ive charged the batteries for the concrete breaker"

by Captain Zap September 29, 2003

concrete multch

the tobacco from inside of a blunt dumped on the parking lot of the store it was bought from

go sweep the concrete mlutch

by h2o024 September 7, 2005

Concrete Tuxedo

Concrete Tuxedo basically means a casket,back in the old days,sometimes people were buried in the ground with concrete as a building material for a casket,other than wood or other plastics. Tuxedo is obviously a suit that you surround yourself with,so goes the meaning of "Concrete Tuxedo".

Tim: I don't know what to do with my body after I pass.

Bob: Bury it with a casket?

Tim: No,I don't what to be stuck in a concrete tuxedo forever.

by Doomguy458 November 21, 2011

concrete breakfast

to get so drunk that you wake up the following morning after sleeping face down on the ground outside

fuck man thats a lot of booze im gunna end up having a concrete breakfast tommorow

by the lazy domski June 14, 2011

concretenized

When you accidentally fall into the wet concrete or simply want to off yourself, you jump into it and wait till the concrete dries off, bingo, you are now offically concerenized!

Brian: Hey girl, do u want to get concretenized while sexing?
Zhuo Wen: Definitely, let's go frolic in it!

Mom: Atta Boy!

lololol

by Cchickzw88 August 5, 2012

concerate

To fake concentration.

My mom said if I can't concentrate concerate.

by BrucieBoi November 29, 2017

concrete asshole

A Russian expression for a person who can handle stress and conflict. To understand this, think about the negative: someone who can't handle conflict and gets the shits when in difficult situations.

Karen totally faced her boss in the meeting today. He is a notorious bully, but she has a concrete asshole.

by sr10 June 12, 2018