conan gray

a boy who will try anything to show his fans he loves them. he is a musician with an amazing voice and he connects to his fans through music. but we all have one thing in common. we are depressed and hopeless romantics. he is beautiful and unique. but all of his fans are obese fatties and so is he. so i take back everything i said before. we’re all fat and dirty rats. thank you.

person : have you heard of conan gray?
me : the rodent under our sink? yes. he’s pretty good

by c0nan._.gray March 5, 2020

Conan O'Brien

The best late night talk show host period

Conan O'Brien makes everyone smile no matter where he goes.

by PomuHub September 7, 2021

Conan Tweets

The act of tweeting indiscriminately and “not giving a shit.”

Damn man, your Conan tweets are depressing as shit, are you okay?

by I look like shalissa September 23, 2018

Pull a Conan

When a Mmorpg starts out great, and ends up being crap, and falling on its ass.

Forum Poster One -"Awesome! This new MMORPG came out! I can't wait to play it!"

Forum Poster Two -"Yeah same here, Let's hope it doesn't Pull a Conan."

by SourPickle July 6, 2009

Conan

Conan is a guy who is very smart. He probably goes to a gifted school and also pulls lots of girls. He is very dense though and probably will not realize if a girl likes him unless she tells him. However, he may break up with a girl a day after getting together - out of mutual understanding - by realizing that they can't work out. Since Conan is very smart, he will help you not fail math and actually pass your exams. Most of the time though, Conan procrastinates his own homework which is really bad for him as he ends up getting no sleep. Poor Conan

Person 1: Woah how did you get so high on your math test??
Person 2: Conan helped me, he's really smart. Without him, I would've failed!!
Person 1: Oh, I need help too! Tell him to help me too!
Person 2: Okay!

by do_not_disturb November 19, 2023