cuffing

to hide something, normally drugs, in the female vagina. (Common police jargon.)

I arrested Jill yesterday. She was cuffing a bag of crack. So I charged her with that too.

by tjs721 August 9, 2007

dutch coffin

When a person, male or female, passes gas in a tanning bed and must either a) open the door to relieve the smell or b) stay inside the bed to prevent spotting. Similar to dutch oven.

Summer: Guys, yesterday I was tanning at Planet Tan and I farted in the 20 minute bed. I dutch coffined myself.
Jamie: Wow, you disgust me.

by Jamie J. October 3, 2007

coffin dodger

This is the slang term for boomer, and is more likley to confuse them.

Person 1: Okay coffin dodger
Boomer: *visible offense and confusion*

by Bruh momentum theory January 15, 2020

coffin dodgers

Old twats that stink of stale piss and always complain that they are hard-up whilst having thousands of pounds stached away in shoeboxes all round their house, waiting for bogus inspectors to steal it and spend the bloody thing.Usually to be found hogging benches in precincts - ciggy in one hand and a Gregg's pasty in the other!

Let me on the bus first young man !
You may have been at the front of the queue but I'm old !

by Bod June 9, 2004

Baghdad Coffin

When the situation arises where you're visually blocked from the action and you have to terminate friend and foe in order to secure the objective for your team.

I had to baghdad coffin my comrade who had our flag along with the enemy flag carrier because they were in a close exchange of fire.

by Alan August 10, 2004

coffin dodger

One of the many chav words meaning 'Old Person'

Oi check out dat coffin dodger ova der lets go mug im

by Thomas Fathers April 14, 2006

Coffinspire

A song that, although of a notoriously dark or macabre genre, is still inspirational and uplifting.

Examples of Coffinspire songs include:

The Path (Human Abstract)
Polaris (human Abstract)
Ex Nihilo (Becoming the Archetype)
The Monolith (Becoming the Archetype)
Composure (August Burns Red)
The Crusade (Trivium)

and of Course,

Coffinspire (Norma Jean)

by Cupcake 3030150 November 1, 2008