Michael Colon

the weird kid that wears a beanie and hoodie and licks his toilet

Watch out for michael colon he goes in anyone’s bathroom and starts licking their toilet

by xoxo bb lightskin May 10, 2020

Milking the colon

When you (or someone else) insert fingers inside your rectum and massage your colon until you ejaculate

"Last night my girlfriend wanted to get freaky, so she milked my colon" milking the colon

by Themilkman94 April 18, 2018

Coconut Creek

A Chill ass little city in south Florida. Pretty much in the middle of every thing. (pompano, deerfield, parkland, margate) Most of the people that live in creek are pretty chill but there are allot of people that "are" gangster. But you cant be gangster if you live in a half million dollar house right? There isn't much to do in creek except for sable pines park and the promenade (which was a huge failure because of the lack of a movie theater) Creek is also pretty stoner friendly. And the beach is a 10 min drive. All in all creek is a nice town but there isn't much to do for the younger population unless you can get a ride out to the surrounding areas. Btw the local police force is filled with bored underpaid pricks that never let you slide. So if your on foot.......just run

Ayyyyee were gonna go hit up some dudes in Coconut Creek and smoke a blunt and wreak some havoc. You down?

by I Love Creek March 11, 2010

colon rollin'

The act of placing an xtc pill up your arse so that you can get a better effect quicker since it is absorbed directly through the anal tissue.

Q:Does that mean you're gay if you've ever been colon rollin'?
A:Only if you let another man insert it in your freakin' arse, e-tard!

by sikwill October 21, 2005

Cojones Rancheros

Wrapping one's testicles in a soft corn tortilla while adding a dash of hot sauce after which thrusting it in another's mouth.

My girlfriend had a taste for Taco Bell last night but it was closed so I got out the tortillas and hot sauce and she ate my cojones rancheros.

by Rancher69 July 19, 2010

colon cleansing

A massive and foul smelling fart that comes out with such force that you feel like your insides have been cleaned out.
(said in the famous Klump dinner scene #1 in the Nutty Professor (1996).

"You want your colon cleansed?"
"Fine I'm gona clean mine."
FART!
"There now my colons clean I'm taking squeaky clean."

"I gave myself a good colon cleansing right before entering the car." "However the nasty ass smell still stunk up the whose damn vehicle."

by ************** December 24, 2007

coconut malled

YoU jUsT GoT cocOnUt maLlEd SeNd ThIS to A frIend To CocoNuT mall ThEM

today i will show my dick *camera goes down* YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED

by stupid idiot dumbo February 5, 2021