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cock block blocker 

from cock blocker: someone who is your boy/girl who helps take care of a cock blocker so u can throw your game down on one of the opposite sex
Hey man be my cock block blocker tonite and go take care of her cock blocker friend over there!!!

Cock-Block Alarm Clock

When an alarm clock goes off during a highly erotic dream.
Dude, I was about to touch her boobs when my Cock-Block Alarm Clock went off. FUCK.
Cock-Block Alarm Clock by T-Bag 69 October 24, 2011

Cock Block Texting 

when you know your friend is with someone they could be fucking but you keep texting them so they dont get the chance.
Guy1: did you fuck judy?!
Guy2: NO, her friends kept cock block texting us..

cock block master 

a person, male or female, who has perfected the art of cock blocking
Ahhh shit, Stevie's here. He is a cock block master. No chance of hooking up tonight

cock block squad 

Founded by Jordan, Hershel, and Nicos. Originated in the city of El Paso, Texas. The cock block squad is notorious for their extreme ability to cock block any one at any moment. Diego is a prime victim.
Bro, did you see Diego and Adriana hooking up? Of course Not! I cockblocked the fucking shit out of them!
cock block squad by Jordan April 10, 2005

cock block blocker 

one who blocks a cock blocker.
At erikas after prom party Ashley and Phil wanted to fuck. Their friend kaitlyn didnt want them to and started to cock block phil. Then drunk Sipes came up from the basement and pulled kaitlyn away from phil and ashley so they can get to it. Sipes was the cock block blocker hookin phil up with some pussy that night.
cock block blocker by Sipes May 17, 2005