Cluster Fuck

Where something is stuffed really badly

"Shit, we're cluster fucked".

by Kooby May 27, 2005

cluster bomb

when you hold the tip of your foreskin filling it up with piss and when its full you yell out "cluster bomb," and let go of your foreskin and watch the explosion

DUDE, GO CLUSTER BOMB THAT TOILET RIGHT THERE!

by yo jj October 30, 2008

Cluster Fuck

A term which can be used for a person/group of people to describe when a relatively simple task is completely and consecutively fucked up causing them to become frustrated with themselves.

"He's having a total cluster fuck trying to do that"

by MellyMoo October 23, 2012

Cluster Fuck

British roadworks (aka Sadistic Bastards). Closing off multiple primary routes of traffic for 90 days to trim the verge, forcing the traffic load of a small town like London to use a single lane bridge to commute. Also using diversion tactics that will see someone travelling from Birmingham to London visit the Norwich coast.

Sorry I'm late for work since yesterday, it's the cluster fuck.

by Last Action Hero 5001 December 20, 2012

Cluster farm

A cluster farm is the PG-13 version of a cluster fuck.

The government response to the COVID-19 pandemic has been a cluster farm.

by lasrubieras March 25, 2020

Cluster fuck

The internet

Yes the internet is infact

One big ass cluster fuck

by Tara Dickove August 17, 2017

crusty cluster

the act of picking of an old bloody booger and inserting into your shaft while having a boner and then jizzing multiple times and the booger blocks the jizz in the shaft as you wait for 3 days and then get a boner and have anal sex and then as your a about to jizz remove the bloody old booger proceed to jizz with dried up semen

me and my family are making a project of making a crusty cluster

by eminem21 December 30, 2009