Clungee jumping

What the baby does if a woman gives birth standing up

Did you hear about mike? His baby went clungee jumping

by Megacrash February 10, 2017

Clungee Jump

Imagine holding your hands out to boost someone over a wall, now replace those hands with the flappiest pussy you have ever seen, using the pussy to hold your foot and boost someone up in the air.

"Hey babe can we try the "Clungee Jump?"

by CheesyKnobs December 27, 2018

Clunge Off

The female equivalent of a cock off, or a pissing contest - Where two females attempt to demonstrate their female prowess or alpha status

Clunge off is defined as when 2 opposing females debate their views on a contentious issue

by The Clunge Cartel July 23, 2025

Clunge

Clunge: a woman’s vagina.

Not only is it to address the vagina, but Clunge is the combination of a Clam and a Sponge. Other terms to describe the feeling of the puwscee.

“Babygirl that clunge is drippin.”

by Father D re January 18, 2022

Clunge

The collective noun for a group of Conservative MPs.

"A clunge of Tory MPs resigned from the cabinet today after it emerged that everybody hates them."

by badgerchap July 13, 2022

clunge driver

Changing gears using one of your orifices, not including your mouth or your arse.

Girl: Yesterday, my friend was my clunge driver. She changed from third to second using her front bottom on the gear stick

by katza8uk December 3, 2010

Face Clunge

Its when a guy forces his head face first into a female.

Person One: How was your night last night?

Person Two: Not Bad, got to "Face Clunge" my wife!

by Hammond511 June 21, 2012