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shootin' chili outta shotgun

The worst sort of diarhea.

When it's so bad that You're spraying the back of the toilet, the toilet seat, the towels.
"Holy shit, I don't know what Trang put in that Denver Omelette I got off the truck this morning but I was just shootin' chili outta shotgun"
by Marty Fahkeuse December 24, 2002
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Bun length chili dog suprise

A scat fetish manuever in which one partner falls asleep facing down, and the other partner lays a long "log" down the ass crack between the two "buns". So awaken to a big "SUPRISE!" (a.k.a. Bun length)

Side note: Top it off with your parnters favorite condiments for added flare!
WOW! I awoke to find my girlfriend left me a "bun length chili dog suprise" Boy do I love her!!!
by Lokiikol May 31, 2010
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chilly chap stick (CCS)

When the surrounding environment becomes so cold that one's penis shrinks to an extraordinarily small size (or possible inversion in severe cases!)

Commonly caused by cold weather temperatures.

May also be caused by exiting the shower into a cold draught - referred to as 'RAPID chilly chap stick'

May be relieved using many methods:
moving to a warmer environment is most common. However, if one is unable to do this then the individual may have to seek other methods of resolution e.g. watching pornography, masturbation, reading erotica, putting on many layers of underpants (thick woolly undergarments are best insulators), introduing a warm (not hot as it can cause extensive damage, and we wouldn't want that!) application to the inguinal/genital area e.g. hot (remember, never actually 'hot') water bottle.

One may experience acute chilly chap stick in which case the penis returns to a 'normal' (very subjective) size after a few mintues.

Chronic chilly chap stick can be worrying and embarassing for the individual and should be handled with sensitivity. Medical advice may be required if attempts to resolve chronic CCS does not produce results.

a.k.a. artic pecker
Mum! Mum! I've got chilly chap stick and my new girlfriend's coming round in 5 minutes!! Quick, what do i do?!!
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chili dog snowball

its when you fuck a bitch in the ass and then you cum in her mouth and then she spits it back into your mouth and then you spit it back in her mouth and then she swallows it
i gave mary a chili dog snowball last night and she had fun
by zapunuts September 1, 2006
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Gates Chili Middle School

Basically it lives up to the name "ghetto gates". Many chicks think they have it all and there are many incidents over there. All covered up by the fat ass principal with her dumb ass smile. The teachers think they are basically equal to Elon fucking musk and treat the kids like shit. They spend all the tax money on stupid shit like a football field and an auditorium WHEN THEY ALREADY HAD BOTH. They have poor planning in school and stupid rules. For example: "if you are caught going to your locker before you get breakfast, you will get detention." A lot of white girls who think they are black as fuck and a lot of little thots and whores that have lost their v-card by 7th grade. Behold the one place on earth where the food has mold in it. Countless of times we've found mold and hair in our food. Racist teachers, and homophobic teachers as well. Send your kids to gates chili middle school :)
Kid a: "yeah I go to gates chili middle school."

Kid b: oh ISNT that where that girl got pregnant in 7th grade!"

Kid a: "yup."
by uglyrat084839 August 20, 2022
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chilliscious

cool, refreshing and delicious; an adjective to describe anything cool in temperature and pleasing to the palate; may also be used to describe anything relaxing or appealing to the mind or the physical body. Also may be used to describe a noun that causes relaxation or contentment to the mind or physical body.
The wine that the waiter suggested was absolutely chilliscious.
My day off from work was unexpectedly chilliscious.
by wordtailoress April 12, 2010
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chili ring supreme

When your given it to her in the chili ring and then you pull out and blow your load right in her dirty butt hole.
I gave her a chili ring supreme last night. Hell ya.
by Bucknasty4310 March 5, 2009
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