masta-chefing

Pronounced as per masterbate. A reference to the TV Show 'Master Chef'. Cooking, or discussing cooking in a pretentious and self indulgent manner. A cooking wanker.

i couldn't stand the way he was masta-chefing. What's wrong with cheese on toast?

by timetrialer69 December 16, 2011

cheming=cos poop dick theta

The Proof:
Heming is stupid and annoying
Heming= stupid x annoying

Annoying people are cotangent with poop dicks
Heming= cos poop dick stupid

The level of stupidity is theta
Hemings level of stupidity is theta
Heming=cos poop dick theta

Heming is Cheming on paper
Heming=Cheming

We conclude:
Cheming=cos poop dick theta

The proof of cheming=cos poop dick theta took merely minutes to think up because cheming is an ugly poop dick.

by Poopsmith April 14, 2003

chawing

To eat like an animal

"Man! you're chawing this meat!"

by Geve12 October 19, 2014

Cheming

When someone cannot spell their own name, they resort to cheming

"2nd block Calc..... Cheming, there you go"

by andyfellovernet April 3, 2003

Chexing

Chat + sexting = Chexing

chat sex

sexting

cybersex
booty caller
sex
masturbation
chat

He: "Do you have big boobs?"

She: "What?!? We just met. I thought you wanted a long-term relationship!"

He: "Do you like it when a man uses his....."

She: "Okay, stop right there. I'm NOT chexing with you tonight!!"

by JaneIam October 15, 2012

cheming=cos poop dick theta

the equivalency of munging Mrs. Heming or Cheming; makes barfing a desirable option

"That guy totally just munged a dead nun!" barf-vomit-barf

by andyfellovernet April 7, 2003

chewin tha vidky

After a night of drinking with your friends, chewing on the plastic bottle of McCorrmicks Vodka.

I was chewin tha vidky last night.

by gordon1 September 4, 2008