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Fat Cheeser

The type of character in a predominantly older gentleman's drinking establishment that has a surrounding miasma of smegma due to poor personal hygiene.
"Haw man, whits that fuckin tang?"
"It's that fat cheeser at the end o the bar. His baws havenae seen soap since Band Aid"
Fat Cheeser by Tendek January 16, 2026

3 point cheeser

A person who only shoots 3 pointers in nba 2k. Know for zigzagging through the defense and shooting the 3 off the rip. Know for not being able to play in the paint or anywhere inside the perimeter.
Jaylen was being a 3 point cheeser by cheesing the Thunder defense due to the lack of his ability to play inside the perimeter.
3 point cheeser by Jasondacheeser August 25, 2016

Feast of Seven Cheeses 

The custom of eating a variety of cheese for Christmas Eve is a practice in many communities, especially those celebrating with serious seafood eaters. Participants are welcome from all cultures and religions that support the consumption of cheese.

The roots of the feast of seven cheeses lie in Eastern Pennsylvania — some say Conshohocken, others say Easton, and yet others claim it ranges from Philadelphia all the way to New York City.

Early foodies used to bring a few cheeses or dips to enjoy while family members dined on a variety of land and sea creatures. As time passed, cheese boards became more elaborate with thoughtful pairings and unique accompaniments.

This "festa de luce" also marks the moving on from the winter solstice, as the shortest day is now behind us and we can look ahead to more light and brighter days.

The seven cheeses symbolize health, prosperity, gratitude, love, family, friends and labor.

There is no consensus on which types of cheese to include, though a typical lineup might be:

*A fresh cheese, like mozzarella, burrata, chevre, ricotta or fromage blanc
* Cheddar
* Gouda
* Blue
* A soft creamy style
* A hard aged, like a Parmigianino Reggiano
* House favorite

Accompaniments can vary from specialty crackers and breads to jams, cornichons, nuts, sugared grapes, olives/tapenades and more.

It truly is "la dolce vita."
The Feast of Seven Cheeses is celebrated on Christmas Eve.
Feast of Seven Cheeses by TESSIELOU December 24, 2022

New York goat-cheeser 

Someone ,usually a man, who regularly has unprotected anal sex with a female goat of advanced age where he finishes inside the goats anus but continues thrusting until it begins frothing out at which point he proceeds in eating the semen/turd custard that forms.
The other day I stumbled upon that New York goat-cheeser on the wife's side of the family churning butter in the barn.

Charlotte Chili Cheeser

When a partner or acquaintance defalcates themselves (chili cheese) followed by the other partner or acquaintance placing their penis (hotdog) between the soiled butt cheeks of the other.
“I gave this girl a Charlotte chili cheeser and now I have to throw all my sheets away”