cup cereal

Cup cereal is an act of laziness; not wanting to wash out a bowl after spending five minutes looking for something to hold your cereal.

I don’t have clean bowls for my cereal, guess I have to make cup cereal.

by Dongle flongle October 18, 2020

Eat a bowl of cereal

For a man to have his penis forcibly sucked by another man while his grandmother cooks brownies.

Me: Bro, I could totally go for a eat a bowl of cereal right a about now
My friend: Now don't be getting any ideas...
My grandma: Yeah it is way to late for sweets

by The pig god October 25, 2017

Personality of a Cereal Box

Refers to an individual's character that makes them appear bland and boring.
Derivation: Maybe originated from the idea of cereal being an everyday item thus making it uninteresting.

She's superfine but got the personality of a cereal box.

by Triple Vortex November 7, 2019

Cereal Sleeves

When somebody is being a huge tool and or pissing you off for no apparent reason.

This guy in front of me in line wont get off the phone, he is being a huge cereal sleeves.

by King of the Thrill July 25, 2010

CECA Math

When Singapore’s Opposition parties were only given a fraction of the politically charged numbers they requested from the government on the Comprehensive Economic Cooperation Agreement (CECA), such as the total number of “foreign talents” from India and their family members who are presently working and living in the country, and the number of locals who benefited from the Singapore-India free trade agreement that was signed in 2005.

Singaporeans won’t lose sleep or go on strike because sensitively constipated CECA math statistics aren’t going to come out (until one day when the Opposition wins the hearts of a majority electorate)—99.99% of locals don’t need immigration figures as living proof, because they, their loved ones, or friends had seen or experienced the aftermath of this one-sided deal first-hand.

by MathPlus July 18, 2021

cereal

a delicious part of breakfast full of sugar and absolute goodness usually eaten out of a bowl with milk and eaten with a spoon, one of the greatest inventions in the world, cereal will continue to satisfy hungry people in the morning whether week day or week end

This morning I got out of bed and ate some delicious cereal with 1% milk. It tasted very good.

by Meep Council Member January 23, 2009

Cereal Killer

A person who takes an inappropriate amount of milk from the carton for his own satisfactory, leaving a very small ounce of milk inside the carton, not thinking of the others who live in the household.

By doing so, the next person who has a desire for cereal, pours the leftover milk into his cereal bowl, leaving an uneven bowl of milk and cereal.

It is basically the person, or cereal killer, leaves a small amount of milk, and someone else attempts to eat cereal, but is instead left with little milk and a lot of cereal, blaming the suspect.

Steve: Hey, you alright? Did you eat any breakfast?

Jake: No, man, it was because of that cereal killer,

Craig.

Steve: Don't worry, dude, you're not alone. You're not the only person who lives with a cereal killer. I live with one, too.

by ProcrastinatingPanda June 14, 2011