ceiling kink

when someone has a kink for humping a ceiling

john: “omg did you hear that celia has a ceiling kink!”
lewis: “no way brooo!”

by pussyeater20 December 23, 2017

ceiling tiddies

POV boobs. Specifically in a recording when a camera is pointing at the ceiling, and there are boobs dangling above it.

Oh man, my gf just snapped me sum ceiling tiddies!!

This vid has the best ceiling tiddy shot I have ever seen in my life!

by nicky7282 March 11, 2018

Ceiling shit

When one throws shit from an animal or themself on the ceiling and wait for it to fall.

Godamnit Ron ceiling shitting theirs stains everywhere

by LoCo_CaT June 16, 2018

ceiling the deal

A woman fucking the ceiling on a dude’s shoulders

Chris’ arms were getting tired from holding Cara up while she was ceiling the deal.

by The Plummers December 1, 2018

Ceiling fan hangy time

A mother were your mother is strapped to a ceiling fan that is spinning and your father gets a little licky when your mother passes bye

Hey I caught my parents doing ceiling fan hangy time last night

by Fattmattandgavin May 10, 2019

Ceiling Fan Condom Roulette

If you like safe sex but pine for a bit of risk then ceiling fan condom roulette (CFCR) is the post coitus game for you. Jizz like you normally do but instead of flushing your little swimmers down the never cleaned toilet, throw with all your might, the jizz packed condom at the moving ceiling fan above your (and your partners) head. It's going to land somewhere - your face, the closet door or it could just stick to one of the fan blades (rarely happens). Safe sex with a dash of gambling, that's CFCR in a nutshell. Godspeed little minnow.

Ceiling fan condom roulette is defined by throwing a cum filled condom at a ceiling fan after sex.

For example.

After I came, I pulled off the jizz filled rubber and threw it at the ceiling fan. Essentially, Amy and I were playing ceiling fan condom roulette. It stuck to the side of my shitty Wal-Mart bookcase. We safely made it through another round of ceiling fan condom roulette.

For you CFCR newbs, the very definition of risk is playing ceiling fan condom roulette multiple times a night. See how far you can go without someone getting cum in the face (or worse).

by Chris Blackwell the Beast December 26, 2019

Ceiling

Cringiest thing in the world,we shall take it down with the power of the floor

Friend: I love ceilings, they are so nice!
Me: Cringe

by Pewkiplier May 21, 2020