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Catted Up

Let's get cat-cat-catted up!

Giulia got catted on her birthday.
by Shirata December 28, 2007
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cattlepitism

Well, it used to be pronounced differently
back when the pit wasn't quite so deep,

to say nothing of the pendulums.
Under the tenets of cattlepitism,
it would appear that material necessities were kept scarce
at the lowest levels
in order to boost profitability for the highest ones.

The invention of electronic blips of currency,
in lieu of the actual minted variety,
made possible the removal of real value
from the commerce of the people who created it
to the digit banks of those who exploit them.

Imaginary funds were rented to the poor
while wavering economic policies
created boom and bust cycles of foreclosure
or should we say 'garage sales' of property
for the moneyed interests who,
having commissioned the rules themselves,
manage to retain their bonuses, even when times are 'tough'
for the people who move more than blips
in the course of their workdays.
by Healing Practitioner17b July 17, 2009
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Cattle prodder

When a girl is riding you in reverse cowgirl you and you stick a finger in her asshole.
She was riding me last night and I surprised her with the cattle prodder.
by collegebroski April 21, 2012
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cattleup

Rounding up a bunch of fat drunk chicks at the bar to have sex with.
Aight mang, is bout 3am, time to cattleup!
by notdavidtong July 24, 2017
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Cattle rancher

A chubby chasing dude, who tries to play multiple fat girls at once.
Isn't that guy dating 2 other fat girls? Yeah, I think he's a cattle rancher.
by Troglodyte the PA March 24, 2019
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Cattle cunts

A group of girls acting like followers. Girls with no originality.
Jen: let's take this party outside!
Jane and friends: not with mosquitos..." Girls of the flock wait for guidance sourly.
Jen: Fuck these cattle cunts, let them graze in the back!
by bunyfurr August 16, 2019
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Cattle Cunt

A person that is being a giant asshole or overall cunt.
1. Shawn is such a cattle cunt, did he have to react in that manner towards Yauna?
2. You are a cattle cunt.
by BG101 February 21, 2020
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