Carson

Garbage

Carson is the grossest garbage

by OMEGALULULULUL November 23, 2018

Carson

A JERK!!! He will use you just to take your heart and smash it!

Everyone hates him must be a Carson

by Kardashianz February 26, 2019

Carson

Says he was only weird in 6th grade but that's a total lie. #weirdoforlyfe

Oh that guy is total Carson because he's always hitting on 8th graders

by JJ Abe December 19, 2017

Carson

A dumb ass nigga faggot who is just naturally a bitch

Carson is such a faggot

by Yeetboy 9000 January 28, 2019

Carson

A dude who is a turd who makes fun of his best friends and who only talks about how edgy and “hip” he is

Ugh, dude, stop being such a Carson! No one wants to hear about Fall Out Boy’s new song!

by TotallyNotBreck August 7, 2018

Carson

A big ol fag who likes peepee in his booboo

Hey did you hang out with Carson?

Yeah I have aids now

by hehecarsonisgay September 24, 2018

Carson

Often the worst person you will ever meet. Hes a short, cracker and is very gross all around. He will act like your freind or even seem to tolerate you but he will in the end be a total and absolute douche. He is a traitor to his freinds and will often steam your closest one. Hell talk shit about you when over a year ago, you dated a girl who he wants now.

Hes a totally fucking ridiculous person who is racist and is perverted. He has a huge double standard. He will associate himself with many other of carson type people, but names that just start with a C. Hes often too old for what class or grade hes in.

Fucking moron: yooooo bro look at that lil douche wearing fucking work boots.

Fucking idiot: yuhh,,, his name is carson. Hes such a loser that he dips.

Fucking bruv: yeah hes suchhhhh a loser... he tried to write a bullshit diss track on my home boi.

The absolute loser carson: yayeet! Which one of you lactating crout sissies fuckef my cousin!

by XxpussySlayerxx9000000 January 4, 2019