Carlo

Carlo is just your ideal man, he is not only good looking yet he is also perfect in a various amount of subjects. He is that one kid in school who can do anything. The one who graduates as valedictorian, the one who does sports, the one who can play 5 instruments, the one who can speak 5 different languages, the perfect guy you can ever imagine.

“Hey Mom I got a 99”
“Why didnt you get a 100 like Carlo”

“Hey dad I got 2nd Place”
“Why do you never get 1st Place like Carlo”

by DontArgueImAlwaysRIght July 25, 2018

Carlos

The gayest guy you will ever meet in your life

Guy: Dude, that guy is such a Carlos
Guy2: I know he tried to grab my dick

by thespyder92 July 2, 2016

Carlos

A guy from Australia who is a douchbag, makes his girlfriend mad all the time but the angry make-up sex is great!

That bastard Carlos made me so angry yesterday but at least he nailed me good later that night to make up for it.

by MissGeekChic April 4, 2012

The Carlo

If a person sits on your face and then poops in your mouth making you vomit, then you vomit in his or here ass causing orgasm

Yeah, me and Leonard did the Carlo last night and it was epic my bed was dirty though

by DiccLicker May 15, 2020

Carlos

Carlos is short with pale skin and thinks he can say the n word he is shockingly good at soccer and it most likely apart of the Hispanic community but most of the times there Ecuadorian with glasses they are also always excellent at math

Carlos the soccer playing genuis

by hikbye May 7, 2019

Carlos

A ugly, fat, gay Hispanic/Ecuadorian that sucks at video games and says people are racist but he is as well.

He is good in school and gets good grades. He is sort of a teacher’s pet.

Girl: eww is that Carlos??
Girl 2: I heard he’s got straight A’s
Girl: yeahhh but he’s super weird

by Jeff Rownly March 27, 2019

Carlos

Carlos is a bad boy! When you first meet a carlos you think he is a cruel guy. But when you get to know him he is the sweetest guy in the world! He does get into big trouble at school ,but half the time its not his fault. He always gets blamed, which isn't right! Carlos's are really talented at football. But not so good in class. If he wants a good grade he comes to you for help.especially if you are a girl. He knows which girls are smart and will go to them if he needs them most. And if you make him mad you screwed up big time!

Friend: there goes carlos getting introuble again

Me: how do you know that?

Friend: he is a carlos

Me: ur messed up

by Sticks4life! May 25, 2019