Carie Ann is a middle aged woman who posts unbecoming selfies on her instagram. Only her 3 children liked it and the account she has for her dog, an annoying ass Yorkie named sugar pie. Her husband doesn't have instagram and her friends turned her post notifications off bc she posts an average of 4 times a day. Carie Ann thinks she's special bc her name only has one r. Everyone misspells it and writes Carrie Ann. The only "relatable" memes she posts on Twitter are "when you have a complicated name" memes. Only her 3 children follow her on Twitter. She still doesn't understand what a retweet is, even after her kids have explained it to her a total of 13 times. she thinks it's funny to say numbers in Spanish instead of English with a bad accent that sounds more Italian than Spanish, and when whomever she's talking to doesn't laugh at it, she loses a little bit of her soul.
Person 1: you know Carie Ann?
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: she posted the same picture of herself holding a cup of coffee 3 times today. Should we be concerned?
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: she posted the same picture of herself holding a cup of coffee 3 times today. Should we be concerned?
by Biscnut November 28, 2018
While your in Pennsylvania working on an oil rig, getting pounding in the ass by a a guy that looks like your ex co worker in your queen size bed, he pulls out and nuts on your face and follows it with a golden shower.
by Imwaldo August 23, 2022
While on a oil rig, in a queen sized bed, getting hammered by a co worker, he then pulls out and shoots cum up your nose, followed by a golden shower.
by Imwaldo August 17, 2022
A male usually from Texas, on an oil rig, getting fuck in the ass from a co worker who pulls out and shoots cum up your nose followed by a golden shower.
by Imwaldo August 17, 2022
by cacky9000 December 03, 2017
by Brucejackemoff1 November 22, 2021
Carys is a beautiful woman with a stunning personality and gorgeous dark brown eyes I love her so much and I'll do anything for her, she is the most caring person I've ever met in my entire life and I promise to always stick by her always. If I'm gonna be completely honest I wouldn't want anyone else besides Carys. Carys is the definition of beautiful, gorgeously, out of this world and many more, If I kept continuing we would be able to find out that time travel is possible and that there are multiverses before I'm finish explaining how amazing Carys can possibly be.
My love if u see this I want you to know YOU are the most amazing person that ever came into my life and I'm so glad were able to have a relationship with each other♥
My love if u see this I want you to know YOU are the most amazing person that ever came into my life and I'm so glad were able to have a relationship with each other♥
Carys is the best woman to ever step foot in my life and I honestly wish to wife her and claim her as my true lover.
Carys+Kauvai
Carys+Kauvai
by Kauvai March 23, 2023