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dad calves

A key part of the titular dad bod. Dad calves happen quickly after becoming a dad from carrying around the baby and its stuff all the time. Evidence that the male of the species is pulling his weight in child rearing.
Have you guys seen Frank since the baby arrived? Yeah, and those dad calves really came in nicely. He looks like he could squat two car seats at the same time.
by IrishHedgy November 8, 2025
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Tim’s calves

The most voluptuous, juicy, massive, pieces of meat in the entire fucking world.
Hey Tim, you have some nice Tim’s calves right there.
by Mr HMMMMMMMMMM November 2, 2022
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daniel george calvert

every night he sneaks into the hospital ward for old people and steals the bedpans, he then takes the pee and smeers it on his face as he considers it an elixir of youth.
me: you look pretty young daniel george calvert
daniel george calvert: thanks to old people
by fartbender January 12, 2024
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a dose of the Caley's

Wittering on incessantly about the Caledonian Railway, being superior, to all other pre-grouping railway companies of Great Britain
Oi Fred, see your doctor mate, you've got a dose of the Caley's!
by The_real_Jimbo May 14, 2025
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