calcium

Doctors "say" that you need this "every single day" in order to get strong bones, Doctors "warn" that if you dont have calcium,your bones will crumble and become brittle like the walls of Jericho

Person 1:"Dude,you need some calcium otherwise you'd DIE"
Person 2:"Thats a whole lotta crap!"

by Kadybug January 13, 2008

calculate

To perform a mathematical process.

We must measure and calculate to determine how much paint will be needed.

by Chris Lorenzo January 14, 2008

Calculator Watch

A key and crucial asset to Oscar, as it is not only used as a tool to show the time but it is a mathematical genius of an invention. Oscar used this to calculate the size of Rezs nose, and the sheer size of the Earth, Oscar single handedly became a genius just by using the amazing and genius invention of the calculator watch by Casio>

"oi Oscar did you use your calculator watch during the test you thicc lad"

by Rezisthicc April 19, 2019

Rice Calculator

A term of endearment towards any Chinese person, but primarily those who come to U.S. universities and achieve 4.0's purely to make their family proud.

While many consider "rice calculator" to be an insult, they tend to agree that it's normally a truthful statement.

Person 1: "Hey, you know that group of Chinese kids from class that always get perfect test scores?"

Person 2: "Yeah"

Person 1: "Why do they always speak in Mandarin and only hang out with the other chinks?"

Person 2: "Idk man, that's just what Rice Calculators do"

by AlohaSnackbarMaga May 31, 2018

love calculator

A love calculator calculates the chance that you and whoever's name you decide to put in the calculator, chance of working out. Got to lovecalculator.com to check it our for yourself.

The love calculator seems to think i have 0% chance of working out with Johnny Depp or Ashton Kutcher. I think it's the real deal.

by Desiree1990 September 21, 2008

Calculated

'Calculated' is a term used in Rocket League which means that something occurred with proper timing.

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Me: Calculated

by SirJohn021485 August 31, 2020

ap calculus

A difficult class available in high school that involves hard concepts like derivatives and integration.

I'm not taking AP calculus because it's too hard.

by 5'1"Racer June 5, 2005