Call me a taxi

Means that a person wants no part in the matter

Is this a drug deal!?!? Call me a taxi bye.

by Booby-boy November 6, 2017

beat me up and called me ugly

Something or someone that is so beautiful that it makes you feel far inferior to that thing or person to the point of being assaulted.

"This dress beat me up and called me ugly"

by Metalpole February 10, 2018

Call me Joe

A phrase mainly used by the British, while they enjoy some fine scones and fresh green tea.

callmejoe.com

What's up, Jojo?
Bloody hell mate, call me Joe!

by dontcallmejoe October 19, 2020

Call me tangerine

Something DJ Khaled Said and it’s actually hilarious

“*shows orange watch* “call me tangerine” - DJ khaled fly high king

by Callmetangerine October 19, 2023

Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch

A term invented by mina loves spaghetti to express his fetish desire and insatiable thirst for cocks. It can also be used to show shock or suprise

Mina won the award for the gayest person on the group chat;

"Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch"

by G4nero November 1, 2023

Call me Purple guy, Because i want to put a child in that robot

Use this if you wanna, for some reason, knock up a robot

Call me Purple guy, Because i want to put a child in that robot

by Ohio rizzler 69420 December 23, 2023

Call Me What You Like

also known as CMWYL, its an absolute fuckin BANGER by lovejoy, if you dont agree just listen to the bridge because oH MY HOLY DAMN-

Nigel: yo you heard of Call Me What You Like?
Dave: you've got to stop recommending me shit i dont like nigel
Nigel: just listen to the bridge
Dave: fine

*listens to CMWYL bridge*

Dave: still mid
Nigel: shut the fuck up dave

by somebody.but.not.you.ew January 21, 2024