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cained out

A state of discontentment that primarily arises from excessive amounts of unsuccessful soliciting. Most often expressed in feelings of anger, resentment, depression, or bitterness, “cained out” can also refer to any unresolved emotions that inhibit one from being able to happily or willingly solicit to other people. “Cained” is specifically in reference to the negative attitude and nature possessed by Cain of the Old Testament in the Bible.
Dude 1: Hey man you seem really cained out today. I couldn’t help but see you across the street sitting on the curb crying in agony while we’re supposed to be going door to door doing our fundraiser. Don’t worry, everyone has their bad days and I’m sure things will work out for you eventually.

Dude 2: Easy for you to say, dude. You sold your entire box of candy bars today, Mr. Perfect. I’m sure you have nothing to be cained out about. Well, I guess it’s just too bad that God doesn’t love me.
by G_dawg510 March 1, 2010
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Cock-caine

The act of snorting cocaine off of a mans penis
Ex. "You think she's a virgin?!? She told me she wanted to blow some Cock-caine."
by Quentalto February 25, 2011
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Cainunism

Cainunism (keyn - yuh - niz - uhm) – noun

1. A theory or system of economic organization based on a wildly optimistic regard for the fiscal discipline of Congress and the President. Adherence to this theory typically requires the suspension of disbelief concerning the ability of increasing the government’s power to tax, without substantive spending cuts, to actually reduce burdens on taxpayers and to produce economic recovery.

2. The intentional use by politicians of resonant slogans which obfuscate and distract some voters from the otherwise conspicuous absence of thoughtful, realistic or realizable fiscal or monetary plans and policies.

Cainunist (keyn - yuh - nist) - adjective

1. Of, characterized by, favoring or relating to Cainunism; Cainunistic

Origin of Cainunism: term used by informed voters to describe the economic-sounding slogans that originated from the 2012 vanity presidential campaign of Herman Cain (1945 – )

Synonyms for Cainunism: 1. Prevarication, 2. Deception, 2. Cozen, 3. Hucksterism, 4. Hoodwink, 5. Sales Pitch, 6. Razzle Dazzle

Antonyms for Cainunism: 1. Common Sense, 2. Objective Reality, 3. Free Market, 4. Tax Reduction, 5. Economic Liberty, 6. Less Government, 7. Constitutionalism, 8. Ron Paul
Cainunism. In a sentence: “Imagining that a ‘9 - 9 - 9’ percent tax ‘plan’ would not soon be 9.9 - 9.9 - 9.9, then 19 - 19 - 19, and so on, is just more magical Cainunist thinking.”
by itsnotdelivery October 9, 2011
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caine train

Hopping aboard a night of massive consumption of cocaine
It looks like JJ's been riding the caine train.

All aboard! It's time to catch the caine train
by Krispy February 27, 2004
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cainer

drinking lots, smoking lots generally doing things to the extreme....
person 1: I was so cained last night...
person 2: you certainly were my friend, you cainer you
by mashed ol' cainer August 31, 2008
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Cainan

A man who has the dream of doing something as soon as he experiences it for the first time.
Cainan flew for the first time, thus wanting to become a pilot.
by mekau June 4, 2011
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caining session

A term used for drinking copious or excessive amounts of alcohol. Phrase orginated in the south of Sussex.
We went down the battle cruiser and had a right good caining session, so much so my loaf was splitting all day long
by T_B May 9, 2006
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