Capon

a gay rooster with no nuts

"im gonna make a capon outta you!"

by Keatz October 7, 2004

alaskan cum canon

the act of fucking a girl anally and cumming inside her, she then proceeds to fart out the cum like a canon.

josh fucked peters mom in the ass and she gave him an alaskan cum canon all over his face

by stinky hobo December 10, 2009

Caronely

Being lonely due to the never ending Carona virus.

Biden said there's nothing he can do about the virus, so I guess we will be trapped inside for another caronely year.

by qb603 February 1, 2021

banana canon.

A butthole which fires bananas

Shove a banana up your ass, push it out so it flies into an awaiting mouth. There you have a banana canon.

by Marame February 22, 2009

Canon City High School

This school is the sexting and sex paradise. Students here love to send nude photos of each other to anyone in the school. In fact in November of 2015 there was a sexting scandal that involved a lot of the student population, the girls at this school love to share there nude photos with every guy at the school even if they are ugly! The school even made national news! This school is not only known for its sexting, but also for the teachers that love to flirt with and sexually assault their students, and the school made national news again for this to!

Dude, Canon City High School looks like the dream, I bet everyone is getting laid there!

by ccscandals February 9, 2017

Yogurt canon

The sexually aroused male penis.

After an invigorating session of felatio, Susan grabbed my yogurt canon and aimed it at her creamy white tits, where upon I spewed a generous quantity of my man juice, to her delight.

by Magnesium Beaver September 24, 2005

anal cahinsaw massacre

Warpping tin foil around ones dick and proceding to have rough anal-sex

Johns ass hurt real bad after Joe gave him an anal cahinsaw massacre

by Encoded November 5, 2006