caffeinomaniac

Someone who needs its caffeine fix right from the beginning of the day. May kill to get a coffee.

Norm is a real caffeinomaniac. First thing he does in the morning is always to fire up his espresso machine and brew a thick cup of black caffeinated petrol.

by LeBiochimiste January 11, 2013

Caffetamine

Noun. Coffee spiked with Adderall

Let's get this party started! Time to mix up a batch of caffetamine.

by Fluffiestdrop45 January 24, 2019

caffeine powder

Cocaine.... it’s cocaine

“How do you not drink coffee in the morning”
“I just use “caffeine powder”

by SinfulVirtue March 1, 2020

Caffeist

A name for a cyclist that spends more time drinking coffee at the cafe after a bike ride, than they did riding there bike for the day

Caffeist is a name for a cyclist that spends more time drinking coffee at the cafe than They do riding there bike for the day.

Look at all the Caffeists sitting at the coffee shop again.

by Turtletoucher23 July 19, 2020

caffeine shits

The act of drinking a caffeinated beverage, then soon after having to shit.
Also referred to as Caffeinated Shits; Caff Shits, coffee shits.

Person 1: I just chugged a redbull and now it feels like an avalanche of shit is rupturing inside me!
Person 2: That’s what the Caffeine Shits will do to you.

by XxRoar2009xX January 14, 2021

caffeine time travel

The action of taking a large (and rather unhealthy) dose of caffeine to speed up the conscious perception of time.

Bro, I really don't want to show up to shitty work today, I'm just going to do some caffeine time travel.

by TheQuantumMadness August 8, 2022

Caffa

A slur for Indian people. Only Indian people can say it, and it is extremely offensive

indian1: *nom nom nom* I love this curry
indian2: bro ur such a caffa

by DnEiCgOgYa September 16, 2022