The act of spending five or more hours in a cafe and buying only one menu item in order to use the free wifi, escape the elements and check out other cafe-goers.
Waiter: I hate cafe campers! They just take up space and never order anything more than one chai latte.
Patron: Cafe Bluebird. Pretty standard coffee, but a fabulous place to go cafe camping.
Patron: Cafe Bluebird. Pretty standard coffee, but a fabulous place to go cafe camping.
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