Cafe Camping

The act of spending five or more hours in a cafe and buying only one menu item in order to use the free wifi, escape the elements and check out other cafe-goers.

Waiter: I hate cafe campers! They just take up space and never order anything more than one chai latte.

Patron: Cafe Bluebird. Pretty standard coffee, but a fabulous place to go cafe camping.

by foxinsox130 November 23, 2013

Flame Cafe

It's only one of her. She's hot! All the guys type, none of the girls like. Hood girl but Hollywood. Smart but has a tendency to hustle. Sometimes shy, cool, funny, and will brighten up a dark room!

She's hot I almost thought it was Flame Cafe.

by Esmeralda Brown December 21, 2016

Marolt Cafe

An orange barnyard that claims to call themselves a "cafe" but in reality, has the greasiest pizza with an inch thick layer of cheese. When you try to pour Soda from the dispenser, water usually just comes out. You have to always scan your card twice because the workers can never keep up. And you always accidentally throw away a utensil in the garbage can.

"Should we go to campus or marolt cafe?"
"Marolt is ass dude"

by Marolta$$ July 4, 2018

Cat Cafe

The opposite of a sausage fest. There are more girls than guys at an event.

Brandon: Bro Jake, you gotta come to this party man. It's a Cat Cafe over here.
Jake: You know I'll be there bro, I can't miss out on so many hot ass girls.

by Handlebar68.9 January 20, 2019

tap cafe

A coffee shop that also serves beer or liquor.

Let’s go down to the tap cafe and get some beers and caffeine.

by Enkobi June 9, 2018

Cafe Crawl

Like a pub crawl but with extraordinarily large cups of coffee!

We went on a cafe crawl in Brisbane

by CoffeeRaePNYSFD April 15, 2017

moonbean cafe

A good coffee place but where all the jappy white girls go to gossip

"Ugh of course those girls are at moonbean cafe"

by Fisksjxldk July 13, 2017