When an individual who sets up shop at a sit-down coffee house and doesn't have the good graces to step out after they are finished with their drinks. Especially in busy coffee shops like Starbucks.
Jane: Oh my god! I've been looking for a table for our meeting for 10 minutes!
John: I was here earlier and those same people are at that table!
Jane: Ugh, what cafe hogs!
John: I was here earlier and those same people are at that table!
Jane: Ugh, what cafe hogs!
by mrspuff2014 January 09, 2014
An orange barnyard that claims to call themselves a "cafe" but in reality, has the greasiest pizza with an inch thick layer of cheese. When you try to pour Soda from the dispenser, water usually just comes out. You have to always scan your card twice because the workers can never keep up. And you always accidentally throw away a utensil in the garbage can.
by Marolta$$ July 04, 2018
the most degen place known to mankind, houses some of the dumbest people in the world who spend their lives trying to get dyed pixel armor.
by oqh a August 08, 2022
by fewsGFHREIUJGHBRel August 08, 2022
by beepboop_olive May 03, 2021
"You wanna head to the Crappy Cafe?"-Maksym
"Nah dude, that place sucks."- Edu
"We are no longer friends."-Maksym
"Nah dude, that place sucks."- Edu
"We are no longer friends."-Maksym
by The Virgin Queen March 03, 2021
by CoffeeRaePNYSFD April 15, 2017