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candle light

noun: time played on a sports team, especially basketball (also known as no burn)
"yo them splinters in ya ass must hurt, you gets no candle light" (no burn)
by muchogame March 12, 2004
mugGet the candle lightmug.

the roman candle

this is when ethier a women or man.takes a lit cigarette or cigar.and uses it as a dildo on themself
give me the roman candle.i want to feel the burn in my anus hole.
by young bovice(shaded thoughts) February 23, 2009
mugGet the the roman candlemug.

ass candle

1) A candle that could be held in ones arse - normally for some odd sexual fantasy involving melted wax

2) A candle stuck in someones arse to factilitate the lighting of said persons fart

3) The most common use of ass candle - An insult for some idiotic person who needs a right good putting down much like "douche bag", 'ass candle' is one of the greatest put downs
1) *dominatrix*: "ooh yer baby i love that ass candle"
*Guy*: "Glad u like but fuck me this shit burns u freak show"

2)*Guy 1*: "Man lucky u used that ass candle that blower would have emptied the whole place"

*Guy 2*: "Haha yer shit my trousers are on fire"

3)*man crashes car into another mans bentley*
"OH U FUCKING ASS CANDLE!!!"
by duncsway May 15, 2007
mugGet the ass candlemug.

Arse-candle

A close friend who has a reputation for being both highly annoying and a little bit gay, and maybe also a little bit of a raconteur.
That mofo is wack, he's a real arse-candle sometimes
by Samtasticle June 14, 2006
mugGet the Arse-candlemug.

candle burner

n: A dirty hippie or a freeky chick.

A chick that likes lots of sex with candles burned on her and around her.
Used to talk shit on hippies.
1.Take your guitar and get off my lawn you damn candle burners.
2. I hate those smelly candle burners with their dread locks and hacky sacs.

Good for chicks though:
Guy1: Who's that fine lookin chick.
Guy2: That girl? Shes a candle burner.
Guy1: Hell ya.
by SM WS April 20, 2006
mugGet the candle burnermug.

STANKEE CANDLE

WHEN YOU BANG A CHIC WITH A CANDLE WITH THE WICK OUT, AND LIGHT THE CANDLE AND LET THE HOT WAX DRIP ON HER ASSHOLE
I gave susan a stankee candle last night and burnt her asshole
by "G" Toons November 3, 2008
mugGet the STANKEE CANDLEmug.

farthing candle

Dimness is low mental acuity. Jason's ability to grasp the

gravity of his situation was more like the farthing candle
than the lazer beam.
by Janey Houser September 12, 2009
mugGet the farthing candlemug.

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