Bunker Job

A highly kinky sexual action. A bunker job occurs post blow job, however pre-ejaculation. A Bunker Job occurs when a penis cums in someone's ear.

I gave this chick the best Bunker Job. Her ear was filled with jizz for 3 weeks.

by Bunker Job July 20, 2014

The Bunker

A nuclear shelter in Arizona that's full of deranged lunatics fighting each other.

If you enter this bunker you have a 99.83% chance of being beaten to death for walking at the wrong time.

William: Yo, I just booked a flight to go to The Bunker
Andrew: You are a fucking dumbass

by Umbrella Guy May 6, 2022

twitter bunker

Aka the Oval Office. Where POTUS hangs out sending crazed tweets while in a sleep-deprived stupor and smearing Cheeto dust and Big Mac grease on his IPhone

"whoa! Did you see Trump just fired Giuliani and Melania filed for divorce!?"
"No.... Where did you hear that?"

"direct from the Twitter bunker!"

by DoktorDokter November 11, 2020

Bunker money

The level of wealth people achieve that affords them the ability to build bunkers in case of a human extinction event.

Yo Dilbert made like $10m this year man. Dude has straight bunker money yo.

by WalterChronKite February 1, 2024

Italy's bunker

When your having sex with a girl and you put cooked spaghetti noodles in her ass and her pussy while drenching her tits in pasta sauce

Jack: Me and my girlfriend went to Italy's bunker last night.
John: Stop telling me about your sex life. It makes me uncomfortable.

by Cunt_bucket July 30, 2018

Bunker

What the Scottish call the kitchen counter

I left my glass on the kitchen bunker

by Larazander March 27, 2020

junky bunker

Noun. Bedding raised to cover ones head like a tent in order to prevent drafts from blowing out flame of lighter in order to smoke drugs. Also called a dope blind.

Too lazy to turn off the fan, she turned the bedsheets into a junky bunker and smoked without her flame going out.

by haras naej November 12, 2020