Bunker

What the Scottish call the kitchen counter

I left my glass on the kitchen bunker

by Larazander March 27, 2020

Underground Bunker Vibes

Talking about having sexual intercourse in an underground bomb shelter

Friend: How’s things with your the girl your talking to
You: Well she’s giving off Underground Bunker Vibes

by Hbnbs March 26, 2020

Bunker Job

A highly kinky sexual action. A bunker job occurs post blow job, however pre-ejaculation. A Bunker Job occurs when a penis cums in someone's ear.

I gave this chick the best Bunker Job. Her ear was filled with jizz for 3 weeks.

by Bunker Job July 20, 2014

Bunker money

The level of wealth people achieve that affords them the ability to build bunkers in case of a human extinction event.

Yo Dilbert made like $10m this year man. Dude has straight bunker money yo.

by WalterChronKite February 1, 2024

bunker bunny

one who gets mowed like a muppet, a kid who doesn't shoot mad faces, el noobisimo

damn, i pissed myself when that bunker bunny got mowed like a muppet

by Greg Pattman February 15, 2005

mushroom bunker

cutting off you or your male companions bellend above the shaft of the penis and hollowing out the area beneath to create a small pocket of storage. Further furniture or decorations can be added both inside and outside of the bunker, and magnets or a nail hinger system can be added to create better security. You can store whatever you like in the mushroom bunker. Having a mushroom bunker is a sign of high respect, due to the fact that you need a big penis to have a good mushroom bunker.

"Hey james, I want a mint"
"Sure thing friend let me grab a wondrous eclipse mint from the north-east sector of my Mushroom Bunker"

"I have a small quantity of polish miniature men living in my Mushroom Bunker

by james michael jerkoff August 6, 2020

Bunker Buster

A way of surprising your female significant other pleasantly. You get a bullet vibrator, usually runs on a single AA or AAA. You're spooning her, and you turn on your bullet and slide it into her panties. Target aquisition is key, you have to find the clit quickly otherwise you've lost the element of surprise.

"Dude, I totally used a bunker buster on my gf last night. Never saw it coming, but I did. I saw her cumming."

by Flyingfawks October 25, 2017