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bullshit buccaneer

1. Any reprehensible or repulsive individual intent on destabilizing the delicate balance of the earth.
2. Any individual who utilizes nonsense as his or her sole method of getting ahead of other people unfairly, and succeeds at it. Normally associated with unfairly degrading the position of a much more diligent individual.
3. Any individual who repeatedly applies the concept of bullshit to get through his or her daily life, and would dismally fail without it.
4. Any highly successful individual who has achieved grandure through charlatan practices.
1. Yasser Arafat, bullshit buccaneer of the century, finally dead!
2. That bullshit buccaneer, he completely faked his speech and the teacher gave him an A.
3. If that bullshit buccaneer wasn't such a suck-up, he'd get an F.
4. The vast majority of successful businesspeople are just bullshit buccaneers who screw people over with a smile on their face.
by Alsir November 25, 2004
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sack bunch

The uniquely male sensation of having one's scrotum squished into an uncomfortably small area or configuration due to unfortunate seating arrangements. The most common culprit is that poorly-placed knot in your blue jeans where all four denim panels get sewn together at Scro Central.

Causes include sitting quickly and carelessly in hot, humid weather when the twins are just a-danglin', shifting in car seats while seat-belted, any form of self-induced frontal wedgie (often from scooting forward on a cloth-upholstered seat), or a combination of the above.

In particularly blessed gents, sack bunch can result in sitting on one's own balls. Honorable and impressive as the feat sounds, the sensation makes one want to cry and puke simultaneously. Not recommended.
Lady Passenger: Why are you grabbing at yourself? Shouldn't you be concentrating on driving?

Male Driver: Gaah! I got sack bunch! If you just planted your ass on your own man-marbles, you'd be skittish too!
by The Evil Steve August 28, 2005
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Buna

"Jail-house food". Ramen noodles with no broth mixed with mayonnaise and tuna. Buna originated from commissary products while incarcerated. Easiest homemade tasting casserole, made from the cheapest food products. Eaten in mid-Atlantic states of USA. (Delaware, Maryland, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, DC, New York, Virginia, West Virginia)
Buna, dinner under $5.
by DEdragon3 October 10, 2014
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brady bunch

I admit, Cindy Brady was annoying, Greg Brady was a freakin' square, and the youngest boy was such a nonentity that I can't even remember his damn name! However, Jan and Marcia were sexy as all hell, and Peter Brady was a muthafuckin P-I-M-P! Peter Brady is such a PIMP he's dating a model HALF HIS MUTHA FUCKIN AGE! Peter Brady such a Pimp, he goes to a strip club and the ladies pay him to take his shirt off! Peter Brady is my hero!
by The Deuce December 28, 2005
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Buncha

Buncha is taking bunch and a and putting them together
This is a buncha crap

Your all a buncha crack pots
by Clayton November 28, 2004
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Bunao

bunaos are cool
by bunao May 19, 2003
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bouncage

when a big breasted woman runs and her boobs jiggle like frog taped to the back of a moped. it is a wonderful thing (unless of course she is a fatty)
I liked the bouncage i saw yesterday at the park
by clump September 2, 2004
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