Broner

When you are chillin' with your bros and you get a little to excited, causing you to get a boner (or raging jimmy).

"Man when I was playing video games with the bros i got like fifty headshots, and it made me so excited that i got a broner!"

by Broseph Broski October 17, 2008

Broner

Getting an erection while hanging out with your bros, with no homosexual origin.

Dude, I totally got a broner at Aaron's house the other day!

by LAWDINUM June 21, 2010

Broner

A mental "erection" achieved through things that would interest the most general of men, usually gained through events that only a man, or "bro", would love.

The way that dude killed that other guy with a crossbow gave me a raging broner.

by King Droxie January 16, 2011

broner

A person who simultaneously a stereotypical "bro" as well as a stereotypical stoner.

My friend Collin is such a broner; he's got hippie hair, a three-day beard, Abercrombie clothes, and a sideways upside down visor. He pretty much lives off of creatine shakes and jagermeister, constantly works out at the gym, and he still manages to smoke an eighth a day... such a broner.

by mrrrrow? February 4, 2013

Broner

1. A verb/noun that describes an adult male who masturbates to the children's show "My Little Pony" and gets a boner at the sight of a animated pony. (

2. An American professional boxer and also an occasional rapper.

1. The fuck? That sicko has a total broner!

2 My favorite boxer has got to be Adrien Broner.

by Teddy Engivelt June 11, 2014

Awkward bonement

An awkward boner moment boh-ner noun

Main example* Spooning....

Second example* "Hey man yesterday I was giving my girlfriend a piggyback ride and I got a awkward bonement the breeze it just went up my shorts I couldn't help it but it happened and she could tell somehow she could..."

by Dalyena December 20, 2014

Broner

A boner during a BroFest.

Male 1: DUDE! Do you want to go touch each other in the urinals?

Male 2: I just popped a broner.

by BROLOL June 1, 2011