Chocolate Brazilian

When you spend too long to wipe after taking a shit so the shit dries to your asshair and you have to pull it off in chunks

Jeff: I gave myself a chocolate Brazilian the other day
Geoff:???
Jeff: I spent too long on my phone taking a shit and had to rip all the hair out of my asshole, now I've got the cleanest brown eye in the state
Geoff: I don't want to be friends anymore

by Jthorpe February 4, 2020

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Brazilian rubber

Having sex with someone using something other then a condom to stop the sperm.

I want to try to do some Brazilian rubber tonight.

by Smackdatfatass May 23, 2016

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Brazilian Stairfall

A woman bends her legs backwards and stretches them back over her shoulders, while her boyfriend mounts her like a slay and then rides her down the stairs with her chin hitting every step.

Possible side effects: broken jaw, random yoda-like sounds

"Hey Tina, did you hear what Chet did to Amanda?"
"No, girl what?!"
"He whispered 'you are in for a treat you are' and then gave her a Brazilian stairfall"
"Omg girl no way? Im jealousssss."

by Kava954 January 14, 2016

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Brazilian Cock

Brazilians have one of the biggest cocks in the entire World, the Brazilian cock is 17,5cm long and 14,5cm thick (average).

Omg you're brazilian cock is so big

by Sub to pewds April 14, 2019

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brazilian fires

n. Intense burning sensations caused by too close a shave; usually in the southern hemisphere.

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You seem to be sitting as if in great discomfort.

Yeah. It's the Brazilian fires. It's terrible.

I hear some experts think water bombers might be effective.

Sounds drastic, but I am willing to try anything.

by gnostic3 August 30, 2019

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