Tecate Boxing

A quasi-legal drinking game with simple rules. 1 minute of time is allotted for the two Tecate Boxers (referred to herein as the contestants) to shotgun a can of Tecate. 5 minutes of time are then allotted for a round of bare knuckle boxing. These six minutes constitute one round. The contestants play ten rounds for a match of Tecate Boxing, totaling one hour and ten beers consumed. Weapons are not only allowed but encouraged. There are no other rules. There are no winners in Tecate Boxing, only losers, unless you have clearly defeated your opponent, in which case you are the winner of Tecate Boxing.

Guy 1: Let us play Tecate Boxing this eve.
Guy 2: Agreed. I am going to belt you until you can no longer see.
Guy 1: K. I will go and retrieve the icy cool beverages.
Guy 2: Fuck you, you muppet.

by Soups McGee October 15, 2012

butt boxing

When you and your partner fist each other's asshole

Samantha and I had a great butt boxing session last night

by Yuumuuuuu February 10, 2014

National Boring Day

This day falls on May 20th. This is the most boring day of the year. You will be dying for some form of entertainment.

Jackie: This day has been nothing but boring.

Bill: That's because it's national boring day.

Jackie: Oh I see.

by Idk_124 May 21, 2022

Poo poo boring

Poo poo boring is when someone is being boring or something is boring

Emily:Lacy is so poo poo boring Farrell : I know right

by Fazzadazza223 October 11, 2023

Backyard Boxing

Giving your mate a vigorous fisting. Typically involves lubricating both left and right fists and respective forearms then punching both fists into that ass like Floyd Mayweather on a gym punching bag.

After lubing up his fists, Armondo did a little backyard boxing on Sonja's tight little brown winker. By round three, Sonja came with a TKO.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015

Boning

The art of a male passionately penetrating his female counterpart with an erect penis.

I gave her good boning last night!

by Door connoisseur February 9, 2018

ecky-ecky-ecky-ptang-zoop-boing-bigwam-ohhh

The catchphrase of the Knights Who Say Ni {Monty Python}

"We... are the Knights of Ni. Ecky-ecky-ecky-ptang-zoop-boing-bigwam-ohhh!"

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004