blowjob

When a sexy bitch slams your bedroom door open, and then blows, licks, or sucks on your sweet sweet area until happiness and butterflies take over the orgasm

*sexy bitch comes in*
"Blowjob NOW"
"YOUR DAMN RIGHT BABY"

by AnimeDefinitions July 12, 2015

Blowjob

When him/her puts a dick in their mouth and begins to suck it, (typicly during oral sex ) the man then will get "pleasures" the proper way to give someone a blowout is to lick the head of the dick and jerk of the rest of the dick , then go to the balls and suck them an go back and forth to both for about a minute then the next step is to deepthroat the dick this night cause gagging but it's OK then when the man cums suck until he's done and swallow it with a smile and repeat process

I just gave this hot guy a blowjob and his dick was to long to deepthroat it

by Dick techer December 27, 2016

blowjob

Many contributors, here, have defined it as to how they like it. I like a blowjob from either end of the cock, but I think I like giving them more than getting them. Some think men shouldn't give them, but why ask a woman to put something into her mouth you wouldn't consider taking into your own? I like the taste, feel and smell of the cock and what cums out of it. Of course, I swallow every time.

"Do you like blowjobs?"
"Yeah, they taste great!"

by Wally Hoover October 15, 2006

blowjob height

When a girl is so short that she could give blowjobs while standing.

Dayum dude..that girl over there is so short she's blowjob height

by someone bored September 16, 2006

Blowjob Buffet

A Thai whore seductively saunters back and forth just prior to dropping to her knees. She then begins rapidly massaging her jaw with both hands to warmup and loosen the jaw muscles. (Note: this technique is to ensure adequate performance in the event a penis with unusally large girth is on the buffet.). Following the jaw massage, she immediately assumes a cat-like, though straddled kneeling stance. With both hands, she begins violently pawing at the two guys on the sides while gulping the guy in the middle. This process is repeated as she works her way down the buffet, which is obviously "all you can eat."

Leia the Thai whore really worked the blowjob buffet through the hotel lobby."

by Shake That Bear! August 26, 2013

blowjob sammich

the act in which your female makes you a sammich and then gives you amazing dome. while recieving a blowjob sammich your female will allow you to put the sammich on her head like a table between breaks of drinking, toking, playing xbox, etc.

bro 1- dude this bitch i met today made me a sammich and then gave me dome and let me put the sammich on her head while i was playing black ops!

bro 2- sounds like you got a boss blowjob sammich

by kbro69 January 14, 2011

titfuck blowjob

A titfuck blowjob is a combination of the two words in the word. The guy places his penis between the girls boobs and the girl squeezes them together. Then, the guy moves his dick up and down the girl's chest between her breasts and when it gets close to the girl's mouth, she sucks it. When the guy is ready to blow a load, the girl stops squeezing her boobs together and the guy pulls his dick out. Then, as if he were getting a blowjob or titfucking, he blows his load all over the girl's face and chest.

Dude. My girlfriend and I had a titfuck blowjob marathon all night!

by AJAW July 14, 2004