Houdini Mixed Blessing

Step 1: Desire to go to a straight club (because your straight).
Step 2: Make the mistake of accidentally going to a gay club.
Step 3: Don't worry, there are a lot of hot lesbians in the club.
Step 4: Find a hot lesbian who likes dykes.
Step 5: Tell her you are a chick.
Step 6: Hook up with the hot lesbian who thinks you are a dykey chick.
Step 7: Let her pound you in the ass with a strap-on.
Step 8: When its your turn, hide your manhood and put on a strap-on.
Step 9: When she turns around, take the strap-on off and use your penis instead.
Step 10: Then pick your choice of Houdini or any of its different variations.
Step 11: Celebrate! You had sex with a hot lesbian chick! But you had to take it in the ass first!
Thank you for using the Houdini Mixed Blessing.

"Yo man, I screwed up and went to gay night again!"
"Aw really? that sucks."
"Its aiight, I just relied on the ole Houdini Mixed Blessing trick, gets em every time!"
"Yea boy! At what price though?"

by The farmsdale J-boy July 1, 2006

Dab Bless You

The act when some one sneeze and they hit the dab

Dj Khaled *sneeze* Rick Ross "Dab bless you" Dj Khaled " Thank you and Bless up

by Damon Gucci Man Dunn April 13, 2016

Blessing of Africa

large penis

abbreviated 'B.O.A.'

Mordecai has a real BOA in his trousers.
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Mordecai has a real Blessing of Africa in his trousers.

by Mordecai May 19, 2004

blessy

Very strong type of marijuana

i got some strong blessy

by emre korkmaz February 3, 2008

God Bless America

A sub-genre of films released in the aftermath of September 11th 2001, featuring heroic American troops overcoming "terrorists" and various "evil-doers" in the fight for "freedom". See Black Hawk Down. This has also passed over into computer games with the release of America's 10 most Wanted.

God Bless America films are being used to brainwash the American public.

by Snake March 7, 2005

Blessums

A very patronising way of sympathising with someone. Often said with good intentions, but failing miserably to make the other person feel any better about whatever is troubling them.

<random person> "Shit, I can't feel my arm, fucking rugby!"
<St.Arzy> "Awww blessums."

by St.Arzy December 16, 2005

patriarchal blessing

A blessing given to a teenager under the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (or commonly known as Mormon) religion. This blessing is usually accompanied by a written document containing insight into the receiver's future, which is used for guidance.

I'm getting my patriarchal blessing. Yay.

by CDB December 7, 2004