Blade eater 

1. A person who likes to suck d*ick just for fun, not necessarily for gay reasons.

2. Someone who's always fucking around doing whatever comes to mind.

I don't like joining my friends Discord server, there's so many blade eaters lately.

Blade eater by Larry Capucha March 24, 2023

Blade Blocked 

A situation where a person attempts to use Blade Blocker as a letter opener, but a cheaper letter opener actually works. Making the Blade Blocker look ineffective.

Friend: Why are you slashing all those envelopes?
Tom: Well this blade blocked blade blocker is supposed to open them.

Blade Blocked by Wopalong April 8, 2023

blade my balls 

a term used to ask to put a sex toy on your penis.

1: Hey, can you blade my balls?
2: Yeah dude, of course!
*toy sounds*
1: Ugh, it feels so good!

blade my balls by anonymous person… November 7, 2023

Blade of Grass 

A term coined by the best service industry professional Davina. Commonly used when insinuating that one is useless. One that is still and useless. It does nothing but stand around and has no purpose.

“Davina did nothing today. She was an absolute blade of grass. Swaying in the wind with no purpose.”

Blade of Grass by Young Money D-Money July 26, 2024

Blade of Grass 

Term coined by the greatest service industry professional ever Davina. A blade of grass is a purposeless object, thing, or person that serves no purpose. It is presently there and noticeable but can also be forgotten very easily.

“I wish Stella wasn’t her usual blade of grass self. It was almost like I was working alone today.” #lonely

Blade of Grass by Young Money D-Money July 26, 2024

Blade Sado

An up-and-coming story about a strong character named Blade Sado. One who can conquer all evil. Just a small boy in a big world, he is Blade Sado!

"Yo have you tuned into the new Blade Sado chapter?"

"Yeah that shit was heat!"

Blade Sado by b0mbas3b January 2, 2026

Blade Runner

A prostitute working the block (blade)

Blade runner or block runner, street walker, blade walker.

Hit the blade. #bladewarz

Run the blade- hit the block. She is a blade runner

Blade Runner by Edward aNygma June 15, 2026