biting the crabby patty

A growing euphemism for when a guy is bad at performing oral sex on a woman. Particularly, it refers to when a guy, in a desperate attempt to stimulate the clitoris of his female partner, tries to extend his mouth as far as possible towards the clitoris and then proceeds to perform ultimately unsatisfying or poorly-formed cunnilingus. The definition comes from the scene in SpongeBob Squarepants, where Squidward is trying a crabby patty for the first time. He extends his neck, shaking in fear, extends his jaw, and then takes one, quivering *bite* of the crabby patty.

Female A: How was your night with Ricky last night?
Female B: Eh, it was alright. The sex was normal, but he went down on me and it was really weird.
Female A: Oh, did he end up biting the crabby patty?
Female B: Yep, totally bit the crabby patty.

by PapaMoose February 14, 2012

Bifing

Scottish slang: disgusting, horrible or unsightly.
A localised variation of "bowfin".

To pronounce, replace the "kn" in "knifing" with "b".

Lemon mayonnaise is bifing

by Scottish Bread March 23, 2011

Roller Biking

The process used by one in which one would use roller blades on a bike. Similar to biking you just look like a goddamn idiot.

*Joe roller biking*
Bob: HAHAHA what a fucking idiot!
Terence: I'm videotaping this and putting it on youtube!

by Joe Sloe January 11, 2009

bilingual bisexual

Someone who thrives on the idea of envisioning their identity as culturally fluid in terms of their ability to relate to their knowledge of other ways of life; not limited to their ability to speak another language but also in reference to their attraction to more than one gender.

That 20-something anthropology major is really hot and interesting, but she's probably a bilingual bisexual. I'd have better luck with an actual lesbian; one that doesn't leave the country every 6 months to study the feminist implications of the Venus figurine as depicted in the Mayan sculpture of the precolombian era.

by Ethereal1 October 29, 2015

Ass-biting omelet

A cheesy omelet that is great going down but kills later on - inside and out.

Nothing beats a good breakfast after a long night of drinking, but man, that ass-biting omelet is really coming back to haunt me now. I should have gotten pancakes.

by Super Girl Gives it a whirl January 4, 2011

MAN BIKING

Taking your downhill mountain bike and romping it down stairs and bushes and of course downhilling.

Andrew & Nik ran over and destroyed everything in there path urbanly and in the outdoors

by The Andrew September 7, 2005

Dirt Biking

verb When a male rubs his dick on a girls ass while she proceeds to have diarrhea.

Betty and i were dirt biking so hard last night that the dirt splattered everywhere!

by O.G. God February 22, 2011