Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa! Have you heard about the guy who discovered that he's both dyslexic and gay? He's still in daniel! Did you heard about the dyslexic alcoholic? He walked into a bra? Did you heard about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They tried to do the 96 positions! A dyslexic boy who asks his mother for McDonald's?
Two dyslexic guys were riding in a car. One turned to the other and said, "Can you smell petrol?" The other replied, "Don't be a moron, I can't even smell my own name!" A dyslexic robber ran into a bank. He screamed: "Air in the hands mother stickers this is a f*ck up!" Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? He went around killing gingers. What happens if life gives you melons? Your dyslexic Did you heard about the dyslexic alcoholic? He walked into a bra? Did you heard about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They tried to do the 96 positions! Have you heard about a guy who used to have dyslexia? He now has dailysex instead! Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo." A dyslexic boy who asks his mother for McDonald's? She said: "You can have one if you can spell it." The boy replied: "Fine, I'll have a KFC!" submissons by: Ghillis, donaldfphillips, tiny.albertyn
we dont love you digusting legenese diddie
Two dyslexic guys were riding in a car. One turned to the other and said, "Can you smell petrol?" The other replied, "Don't be a moron, I can't even smell my own name!" A dyslexic robber ran into a bank. He screamed: "Air in the hands mother stickers this is a f*ck up!" Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? He went around killing gingers. What happens if life gives you melons? Your dyslexic Did you heard about the dyslexic alcoholic? He walked into a bra? Did you heard about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They tried to do the 96 positions! Have you heard about a guy who used to have dyslexia? He now has dailysex instead! Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo." A dyslexic boy who asks his mother for McDonald's? She said: "You can have one if you can spell it." The boy replied: "Fine, I'll have a KFC!" submissons by: Ghillis, donaldfphillips, tiny.albertyn
we dont love you digusting legenese diddie
by Alfredo: I hate CybthaiBehat'n June 1, 2020
Get the Behat'nu mug.Oh he is a behrang
by LordBrazy March 10, 2021
Get the behrang mug.verb; To be stuck behind someone who walks like a "balla". The person walking slow (swagg) tends to have a "dgaf" walk with swaying shoulders and their knees slightly bent when walking to add the their badass factor. The swagg tends to take their time and think they're the coolest shit around. Usually this person will be listening to their iPod/mp3 so saying "excuse me" has no effect. To be the lag in the situation, you will find yourself trying to get to a destination, but the swagg will be taking their time and there's no way to maneuver your way around them so the result is you're pissed off while walking slow right behind the swagg thinking. "hurry the fuck up, you're not cool"; hence, lag behind a swagg.
Friend 1: Hey, why did you take so long to get the milk?
Friend 2: I was lag behind a swagg, it was damn near impossible to get around him in the tiny aisle!
Friend 1: Wow, what a douche bag thing to do.
Friend 2: I was lag behind a swagg, it was damn near impossible to get around him in the tiny aisle!
Friend 1: Wow, what a douche bag thing to do.
by Hello Pocket Asian February 19, 2009
Get the lag behind a swagg mug.by The Ass Crack Bandi April 16, 2021
Get the Streets Behind mug.by Moy24 April 1, 2022
Get the Beaner Behavior mug."I'm right behind you"
*looks back*
*no one's there*
*looks around*
*no one's around*
:shrug: eh I'll just go back to searching up random shit on urban dictionary
*looks back*
*no one's there*
*looks around*
*no one's around*
:shrug: eh I'll just go back to searching up random shit on urban dictionary
by sak_ura March 13, 2021
Get the I'm right behind you mug.An idiom that means inexperienced or naive.
Its meaning comes from a baby that has just been born and is still wet "behind the ears" among other places.
This term might alternatively have originated on the farm, as it is said that after birth the last part of a foal or calf to dry is the area behind its ears.
Its meaning comes from a baby that has just been born and is still wet "behind the ears" among other places.
This term might alternatively have originated on the farm, as it is said that after birth the last part of a foal or calf to dry is the area behind its ears.
"Those con artists thought they could make a quick buck out of me; they thought I was still wet behind the ears. But I showed them!"
by Raging Dragon July 16, 2008
Get the Wet Behind the Ears mug.